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Three minute hiter react video for my lovely colleague. It a fun place!

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00:00 - 00:03Some new tenders have come in this week.
00:04 - 00:05but don't worry, this by Steve
00:05 - 00:07that one is by Travis and Sean
00:08 - 00:12Chummy is working on this house demolition with Trevor
00:12 - 00:15Paul is looking after on the quantities for that house
00:17 - 00:19For this house asbestos removal work
00:19 - 00:21how long did Chummy say? *Roughly Roughly*
00:24 - 00:26With his whole team... umm.. roughly
00:27 - 00:28two...
00:31 - 00:33He said about two years with 6 crews
00:34 - 00:36And Trevor said 3 years for demo
00:53 - 00:58Those people that Chummy hasn't complain about leave the room please..
01:13 - 01:15You fucking dumb cunts!
01:15 - 01:17What the actual fuck! Is that a fucking joke?
01:18 - 01:23Two brick shit houses for two fucking years!
01:25 - 01:28I am very angry about this!
01:29 - 01:31And who the fuck asked Paul for quantities?
01:31 - 01:34What did he say? 3000t steel for scrap? and
01:34 - 01:376000t of rubbish including himself?
01:37 - 01:40or he just get lost for 4 hours from toilet to his desk for quantities?
01:40 - 01:42but boss, submission will be awesome!
01:42 - 01:46Awesome!? from the marketing team? pffss
01:46 - 01:48but they have been working on this for 3 months.
01:48 - 01:52oh yeah? of course those chicks work
01:53 - 01:54SO FUCKING HARD!
01:56 - 01:57Last year half of my company budget
01:57 - 02:00was to print out fucking business cards!
02:00 - 02:03This name is stuffed and that shit is not right
02:04 - 02:08All that cunt was doing is online shopping and arrange date with some homo
02:08 - 02:13Last time I tried to arrange a date for her wtih Steve.. Steve went into toilet and come back with
02:14 - 02:16SHIT IN HIS HAND
02:17 - 02:21I have to dragged him out of the office before he starts clapping
02:27 - 02:29Just forget about those chicks and dumb cunts
02:30 - 02:34We need some serious mental health check in office...
02:34 - 02:36Like serious proper check
02:41 - 02:42There are two crazy asians downstair
02:43 - 02:47One dude smiles at whatever other people say and another dude tried to hug me like i am his bitch
02:48 - 02:53One day I started my car and he was on the back seat asked me if he can get a hug
02:54 - 02:56Why do you think I bring a bicycle to office?
02:56 - 02:59So I don't see that weirdo in back seat.
03:00 - 03:02He traumatized the shit out of me
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. You just missed out "h" in Chummy business card
03:14 - 03:16It gonna be an interesting year..
03:19 - 03:23What else can we do now,just proceed with your submission.
03:25 - 03:26At least...
03:31 - 03:33next time when Chummy come to the office
03:40 - 03:46just tell him "don't fucking forgot to close the toilet door when he take a piss"
03:46 - 03:49unless he want to get sacked for pissing too loud
03:53 - 03:56Then I cannot help him...