| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Kiss Army should be elated |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Vinnie Vincent will meet & greet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He will sign autographs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And of course he will shred |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have your new pantsuit ready to wear for the event |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be a terrific weekend |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The haters will be proven wrong |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My dear Adolf... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Vinnie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Vinnie Vincent has canceled Speedball Jamm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There will be no shred show after all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not a member of the Vinnie Vincent Forums please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How on Earth is this possible!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Vinnie told Mitch Lafon he was driving his own car now!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He plays guitar seven hours a day!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He will make up for the box set fiasco!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Three albums of new music are on the way!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He has every Creatures & Lick It Up show taped!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am sick & tired of all the disrespect Vinnie suffers!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He is the single greatest rock star of his generation!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He is only on one Kiss album all the way through |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The single greatest Kiss album ever!! He co-wrote eight songs!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Vinnie Vincent Invasion didn't exactly burn up the charts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Vinnie Vincent has always been far ahead of his time!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He made the color pink cool!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Boyz Are Gonna Rock is his mantra!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The greatest music video of all time!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Revenge would have been nothing without him!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mark St John & Bruce Kulick were mere placeholders!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tommy Thayer is not qualified to clean Vinnie's gutters!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ace Frehley himself lives in Vinnie's shadow!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Could any of them have written songs for the Fonz?!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Vinnie cannot go out like this!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He is the Wizard! The Ankh Warrior! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Freddy Krueger could not defeat Vinnie! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My butt is so hurt right now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Thanks for nothing, Carmine Appice!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Vinnie Vincent is a living legend!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When will the world realize his greatness?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I so wanted to see Vinnie perform Speedball Jamm!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Damn Mark Slaughter & his pink guitar!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think Mark Slaughter is dreamy too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who is to blame? It cannot be Vinnie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One of those disrespectful podcasts? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Derek Christopher perhaps? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should email Merideth from Department A |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I regret not going to End of the Road |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will not be wearing that new pantsuit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Burn the pantsuit at dawn |
