| 00:00 - 00:02 | You should have a chat |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | With my mate here |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I am wankered |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Proper wankered |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | So did you watch the FA Cup Final ? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | No, tell me what happened |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Please tell me that the piss stained scummers lost |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | They didnt just lose |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I couldnt bear to see all those vegetable waving idiots |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Dressed up like a poor mans Ronald Mcdonald waving flags |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Believing they would finally get |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | a trophy for their empty cabinet |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Theres more dust in there than on my grandads coffin |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I mean they are delusional arent they |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Do you want to hear the funny thing |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Huh......i said the funniest thing |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Go on then, I need a laugh today, tell me |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | They got arse raped 6-0 |
