Hitler reacts to Game of Thrones episode 3
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Adolf Hitler is informed by his ranking generals about the recent developments of Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Army of the Dead has breached the Wall. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Night King advances on Winterfell |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with an army of 100,000 strong. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The living have mounted a defense consisting of the combined forces of the North, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as Unsullied, Dothraki and heavy artillery. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With the siege engines in the back and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Dothraki on the flanks they should be fine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Dothraki... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Dothraki charged head on into the enemy ranks. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were obliterated within moments. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | To stay are Benioff, Weiss, Cogman and Sapochnik. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is ludicrous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You can't just screw up such basic battle tactics! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you spit on the source material like this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it's come to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The showrunners lied to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everybody lied to me, even the leakers! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The entire production team is just a bunch of dumb, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | clueless, incompetent hacks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we can't allow the causals that watch your show- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're all morons! Can't-write-for-shit morons! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, what you're saying is unbelievable! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This episode is an insult to a once great series, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no logic! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourself writers and producers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because you spent years sitting at some academy? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But you can't even muster up the sense to put the catapults behind the walls! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years you have littered this show with plotholes and fanservice! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You've fallen for every possible trope and Hollywood cliché! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have fired you all! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Should've kicked you out and ruined your careers years ago! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never attended a film school. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But even I could have, completely on my own |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | created a far more satisfying payoff! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Idiots... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the very beginning you've betrayed the faith your fans placed in you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | An unimaginable atrocity has been committed to this fandom! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all those hacks will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With their own careers they will pay! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in the hate of the true fans! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down Gerda, the books will be better! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My dreams are crushed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's impossible to enjoy the show under these circumstances. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The show is ruined. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will stop watching, you couldn't be more wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Sooner I'd put a bullet in my mouth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you want. |