00:00 - 00:03OK, the new Bike Season is starting this weekend
00:04 - 00:05This year is Road Riding Only
00:05 - 00:07This is the area we'll be riding
00:08 - 00:12Don Coats has started planning the routes. He's assured us there's no gravel
00:12 - 00:15This is his first route going through most of the Caledon Hills
00:17 - 00:19Excellent, just as I requested
00:19 - 00:21I see one issue: How do we stop the mountain bikers
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Not sure
00:31 - 00:33Not sure they've got the balls to defy you
00:34 - 00:36Not even that big fucker VanClieaf
00:53 - 00:58I hear he's got some support from the Friday DCF riders. Leave the room now if you're not 100% in support
01:13 - 01:15Any suggestions what to do with these fuckers
01:15 - 01:17I'm getting pissed with all this defiance.
01:18 - 01:23I'll fucking deal with them. Twats.
01:25 - 01:28Morten's the fucking president.
01:29 - 01:31I'll hold him responsible
01:31 - 01:34Has anyone seen anything of him recently?
01:34 - 01:37Don't fucking tell me he's been on his gravel bike.
01:37 - 01:40I can't fucking stand gravel. Hate the fucking stuff. Where is he
01:40 - 01:42Riding gravel with Mitchell, Cunliffe and Wilson
01:42 - 01:46Anybody else riding offroad? I'm fucking waiting
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer: Some of the girls ride mountain bikes
01:48 - 01:52You're fucking joking. Where the fuck are they riding.
01:53 - 01:54Let me guess: Erin
01:56 - 01:57Those two fucking VanMarens
01:57 - 02:00Get a Panzer at the trail head now. Blast the fuckers.
02:00 - 02:03Blow their fucking legs off. Then tie them to the trees.
02:04 - 02:082019 is road riding only. There will be consequences. Defy me and die
02:08 - 02:13It's those bloody Caledon riders. Think they're gonna get away with Mountain and Gravel riding
02:14 - 02:16I'll show the fuckers. Round up all the mountain bikes
02:17 - 02:21Hide explosives in the seat posts. Blow them off the fucking trails. Serve 'em right
02:27 - 02:29Can't believe what I'm hearing.
02:30 - 02:34If we can't find fucking Morten, what about Margaret. She can help
02:34 - 02:36Getting a bad feeling about this now.
02:41 - 02:42If Morten's defied my orders
02:43 - 02:47then he's probably encouraged Margaret to continue offroading. Who else could be involved
02:48 - 02:53Fucking Susanne, Kathy, Angele, Doreen and Sue.
02:54 - 02:56What's the possibility of them mountain biking.
02:56 - 02:59The fucking bitches will regret this.
03:00 - 03:02I'll deal with them personally.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK. Mitch rides with girls.
03:14 - 03:16Let's think how to proceed with this
03:19 - 03:23I need to come at this from a different angle. They think I'm soft. That's the problem
03:25 - 03:26Ideas??
03:31 - 03:33Manny: Secret weapon
03:40 - 03:46I think we can get Manny on our side. I heard he shaved his legs. We'll send him out on his mountain bike
03:46 - 03:49No girls will ride the trails with Manny on the loose
03:53 - 03:56Go find him now.