OK, the new Bike Season is starting this weekend
This year is Road Riding Only
This is the area we'll be riding
Don Coats has started planning the routes. He's assured us there's no gravel
This is his first route going through most of the Caledon Hills
Excellent, just as I requested
I see one issue: How do we stop the mountain bikers
Not sure they've got the balls to defy you
Not even that big fucker VanClieaf
I hear he's got some support from the Friday DCF riders. Leave the room now if you're not 100% in support
Any suggestions what to do with these fuckers
I'm getting pissed with all this defiance.
I'll fucking deal with them. Twats.
Morten's the fucking president.
I'll hold him responsible
Has anyone seen anything of him recently?
Don't fucking tell me he's been on his gravel bike.
I can't fucking stand gravel. Hate the fucking stuff. Where is he
Riding gravel with Mitchell, Cunliffe and Wilson
Anybody else riding offroad? I'm fucking waiting
My Fuhrer: Some of the girls ride mountain bikes
You're fucking joking. Where the fuck are they riding.
Let me guess: Erin
Those two fucking VanMarens
Get a Panzer at the trail head now. Blast the fuckers.
Blow their fucking legs off. Then tie them to the trees.
2019 is road riding only. There will be consequences. Defy me and die
It's those bloody Caledon riders. Think they're gonna get away with Mountain and Gravel riding
I'll show the fuckers. Round up all the mountain bikes
Hide explosives in the seat posts. Blow them off the fucking trails. Serve 'em right
Can't believe what I'm hearing.
If we can't find fucking Morten, what about Margaret. She can help
Getting a bad feeling about this now.
If Morten's defied my orders
then he's probably encouraged Margaret to continue offroading. Who else could be involved
Fucking Susanne, Kathy, Angele, Doreen and Sue.
What's the possibility of them mountain biking.
The fucking bitches will regret this.
I'll deal with them personally.
It's OK. Mitch rides with girls.
Let's think how to proceed with this
I need to come at this from a different angle. They think I'm soft. That's the problem
Manny: Secret weapon
I think we can get Manny on our side. I heard he shaved his legs. We'll send him out on his mountain bike
No girls will ride the trails with Manny on the loose
Go find him now.