| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK, the new Bike Season is starting this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This year is Road Riding Only |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the area we'll be riding |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Don Coats has started planning the routes. He's assured us there's no gravel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This is his first route going through most of the Caledon Hills |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, just as I requested |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I see one issue: How do we stop the mountain bikers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Not sure |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Not sure they've got the balls to defy you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not even that big fucker VanClieaf |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I hear he's got some support from the Friday DCF riders. Leave the room now if you're not 100% in support |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Any suggestions what to do with these fuckers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm getting pissed with all this defiance. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll fucking deal with them. Twats. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Morten's the fucking president. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll hold him responsible |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Has anyone seen anything of him recently? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't fucking tell me he's been on his gravel bike. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't fucking stand gravel. Hate the fucking stuff. Where is he |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Riding gravel with Mitchell, Cunliffe and Wilson |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Anybody else riding offroad? I'm fucking waiting |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer: Some of the girls ride mountain bikes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're fucking joking. Where the fuck are they riding. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let me guess: Erin |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those two fucking VanMarens |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get a Panzer at the trail head now. Blast the fuckers. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Blow their fucking legs off. Then tie them to the trees. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 2019 is road riding only. There will be consequences. Defy me and die |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's those bloody Caledon riders. Think they're gonna get away with Mountain and Gravel riding |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll show the fuckers. Round up all the mountain bikes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hide explosives in the seat posts. Blow them off the fucking trails. Serve 'em right |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can't believe what I'm hearing. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we can't find fucking Morten, what about Margaret. She can help |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Getting a bad feeling about this now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If Morten's defied my orders |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | then he's probably encouraged Margaret to continue offroading. Who else could be involved |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fucking Susanne, Kathy, Angele, Doreen and Sue. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What's the possibility of them mountain biking. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The fucking bitches will regret this. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll deal with them personally. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Mitch rides with girls. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's think how to proceed with this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to come at this from a different angle. They think I'm soft. That's the problem |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ideas?? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Manny: Secret weapon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think we can get Manny on our side. I heard he shaved his legs. We'll send him out on his mountain bike |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No girls will ride the trails with Manny on the loose |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go find him now. |
