| 00:00 - 00:03 | In round 9 there are some sleepers still on the board |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yelich, Rendon, Dee Gordon. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Round 9 is where we make our mark. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We know drafting Tony Cingrani in round 2 was a reach |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we can make up for it with a young star, like Rendon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rendon, Yelich - all busts. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everth Cabrera is the only option. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mike... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Everth Cabrera was.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dean just picked Cabrera one spot ahead of you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's gone. Way gone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Everth Cabrera isn't the next Jimmy Rollins, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MOTHERFUCKER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE WAS MY FUCKING SLEEPER PICK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | CBS SAID HE'D BE AVAILABLE IN ROUND 12 FOR FUCK'S SAKE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FUCKING DEAN, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TAKING MY BOYS, RIGHT BEFORE ME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WANTED TO TAKE HIM IN ROUND 4! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT YOU ALL SAID IT WAS TOO EARLY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THIS WHOLE DRAFT IS FUCKED SIDEWAYS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mike, Cabrera hit just 4 bombs last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE ALSO HIT .283 YOU FUCK. I NEED THAT AVERAGE ON MY TEAM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's 27, the 4 home runs were a career high.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE'S DUE FOR A BREAKOUT, YOU ASSCLOWN. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Way gone"... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Jayson Werth, Rafael Soriano.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | GENIUS picks by me, but I should have taken |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | CABRERA AHEAD OF THOSE FUCKS. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I must offer that COCKSUCKER Dean |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | GOD KNOWS WHAT to get him back. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WAS SO GOD DAMN CLOSE. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No "LUD LUD LUD" for any of you "experts" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You all dont understand.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I traded MY FIRST ROUND pick last year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for him, Allen Craig and Sergio Romo |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEY DID NOTHING FOR ME. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I STILL LOST IN ROUND 1. CABRERA HAS TO REDEEM ME. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm wasting Clayton FUCKING Kershaw's prime with this BULLSHIT. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Joey FUCKING Votto too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might as well draft AJ Burnett here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or that ASSHOLE Mike Leake |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he'll wait at least 2 more rounds on Burnett |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The AL draft was already a clusterfuck. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Didn't get my first pick until round 4, for a failed playoff run |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Didn't even finish .500. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now, Cabrera is lost to us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All draft plans are ruined. Pack it in, we're done. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it, just take a middle reliever |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Jose Veras must be our savior. |
