| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Devourer's Host have gathered in the Thornwood. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Initial reports have their forces being led by Iona the Unseen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with Tharn Ravagers, Wolf Riders, and some Heavy Beasts. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Deploy Storm Striders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and the Storm Division to intercept and repel their attack. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Storm Division has been destroyed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Lord of the Feast killed everyone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't participate in CID, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Allowing such an over tuned model to be released? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A single solo's activation regardless of buffs shouldn't trivially remove Centurion with Arcane Shield |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What did you think was going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | An over tuned easily used model |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | is released into the meta, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | everyone dusts off their models, and |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Circle Orobos is raining from the sky! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir the CID was supposed to stop over powered models.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The CID is a farce a waste of time! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the users said Iona was Dead on Arrival. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The users can shove these pens up their ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every Cycle! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's the same tired refrain! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This model is boring, its stats are trash, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | there's no reason to deploy it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Circle players are now laughing their asses off. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I position closer than 1 Pagani |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | and the next thing I know, I'm picking up my models |
| 02:16 - 02:21 | on the bottom of round 2 while LOTF is eating my heart. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to play evenly balanced list. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One where I can drop a few units, solos and jacks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and have a chance to make it to round 3. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But reality is... |
| 02:43 - 02:46 | I have to meta my list so hard to fight Iona |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | I auto lose to Wormwood! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And when it's not the LOTF that tables me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Makeda 3 is added to the cheese casserole. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ms. Pac Manning her way to my caster through my army! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You allowed that one through CID too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Infernals will be the new shiny. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The current meta is so exhausting... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure Privateer Press will fix things... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In time... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We must be patient. |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | Until then, the only way to have fun is to.. |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | get drunk and drop |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Gaspy 3 Slayers or something. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See you next CID. |
