| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fearless leader, there are people questioning your "facts" |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Many are from the North |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but there are even some from Louisiana |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have a Chinese monk named WuChang with them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They say they have proof that many of your statements aren't true. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can not allow this dissent to spread |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ban them from the Facebook page |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fearless Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that's impos... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's not possible because they aren't members on the Facebook page. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's not our site, we can't ban anyone there. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | DComeaux, no harm-no fowl, and TheDuckSlayer stay. Everyone else out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've told you never ever discuss |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Federation business with anyone who has an IQ over 80 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's hard enough convincing all of my idiot followers that I know what I'm talking about |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If any of those idiots outside get word of this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they'll want their $60 back. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't afford to do that, not now when |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I almost have enough to join a corn club. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why is TheDuckSlayer even here? He's not from Louisiana. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I heard there was free jello-shots and strippers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's just another lie I made up to get more people to join. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you only lied about the shots, not the strippers, right? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There are no jello-shots, and no strippers... Only T-shirts and barrel stickers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You guys had one thing to do |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get more people to join |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I told you not to engage anyone who questioned us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No matter what facts you are confronted with, ignore them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Which one of you thought it was a good idea to argue with the Chinese monk? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You know that they all know Kung Fu. What if he comes down here and kicks my ass? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If that happens, neither of you are getting invites |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to the corn club I joined with all the membership money. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I supposed to do with |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a warehouse full of crappy T-shirts and barrel stickers? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll never be able to get rid of them now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I wanted to do was |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | kill ducks like the guys who hunt flooded corn |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's no way that will can happen now that people realize that I don't have the |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | slightest idea about what I'm talking about |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And why is TheDuckSlayer still here? I already told you, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No jello-shots and there will be no stripping! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I'm sure TheDuckSlayer will still let you strip for him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We might be able to donate the T-shirts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to some charity that sends clothes to 3rd world countries and get a tax write off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but the barrel stickers will be a total loss |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | DComeaux, no harm-no fowl find a charity for the shirts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | TheDuckSlayer, I'm sorry I lied about the jello-shots and the strippers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I know how much they both mean to you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess it's over for the Federation... |
