| 00:00 - 00:05 | Phil was put in charge of Xbox in 2014. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He said they would bring great exclusive games to Xbox. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Microsoft said they had the power of the cloud and |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | the Xbox One was future proof due to the infinite power of the cloud. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Have you freaking seen Crackdown 3? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The game looks like its from a late Xbox 360 build. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | What the hell would that game look like without the power of the cloud? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | A Nintendo 64 game? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | An Atari 2600 game? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Surprised Phil doesn't say my pong machine would run better in the cloud. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then Phil said he was going to fix the Microsoft Store for PC gamers. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The same freaking guy that created Games for Window Live service. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What next Phil is going to do.... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | help fix State of Decay 2? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I haven't seen that many bugs since... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I stayed at the Motel 6 in El Paso. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Why doesn't he just fix... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Games for Windows Live? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He has a better chance of fixing my hemorrhoid issue. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | By the way....how many dirty wrinkled T-shirts does he own? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He thinks it makes him look hip. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Next to the water cooler. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now he talking about how great game streaming will be. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Microsoft has the power of the cloud and all. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He has an ace up the sleeve. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Yet, nobody wants that crap.... ask Sony. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | My sources tell me Sony has... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | two Playstation Now customers. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | One of which is Phil testing it out and the other one... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | is Nadella. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Microsoft is Sony's best and... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | only customer. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They're copying a business that has |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ....no customers. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I wonder if Microsoft will copy the Pet Rock business? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | interesting. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Than charge some stupid kid a subscription to use their own Pet Rock. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Some poor sap is getting all these subscription bills and |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | is like WTF. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | There was a Xbox employee that tweeted out that reviewers don't know how to play correctly. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Apparently he didn't like the Anthem reviews? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I think that and the Crackdown 3 reviews? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | What did he think that Crackdown 3 deserves 7s? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I guess he doesn't like the number 60? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I would have given it an 8 on the Xbox 360. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Apparently everyone is playing Anthem wrong. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | A freaking 61 on metacritic. |
