| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hi everyone, we are starting a new life coaching business |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with excellent facilities here, here and i retire here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I loved London Real |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ahh with Brian Rose as a mentor and my success guaranteed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer..Brian Rose |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | youtube star |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has ripped us off and taken our money, he's fake |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we have been trying to contact our banks |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | whoever wants a refund stay..or else go |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how could we have been so stupid? starting a business in 8 weeks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | pull the trigger they said...break the laws they said...7 figures my asshole |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and do what?.....crush the resistance they said... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Brian Rose and Dan Pena are more evil than me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I burnt whole countries, but they crush the human spirit.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | drink your own piss...do things that make you uncomfortable |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I had dreams..make newborns sing and women swoon..play piano in a week |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my idea was great..everyone said so on facebook |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could do my ballet disco hotel and be a billionaire |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you still can be on my loyalty program for $27 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I believe in my talent |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you may not |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you couldn't run a brothel for $27 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will find this Rose guy and nail his ass to a dying cat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will make him live in a cardboard box and forcefeed him his own piss and shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and you guys...you dont know anything about podcasting |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | vlogging...crushing your resistance..spamming friends... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | once a banker always a banker and you can buy it on ebay |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | $19...quite a discount wouldnt you say? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | $3000 down the drain with outdated videos and shit service |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | from a guy who drinks piss and meditates upside down |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am Hitler...pure evil.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I couldn't dream up half that shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking idiots..Stalin is laughing at us... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 7 figure business my asshole...money back guarantee.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck drinking psychedelic plant based toxins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and a digital product? where? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | is in my ass?..is it in yours? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry we get a refund |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have dreams...the most evil of all history.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | only to be taken over by an ex banker..on heroin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | iron mind...my ass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | give me iron maiden...number of the beast |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | at least i can call my bank...but when i said who i was.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they laughed and hung up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Brian Rose and London Real at least i didn't drink my own piss |
