| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bonnaroo has announced its dates for 2019. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The lineup has been announced too. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone will be heading to the farm in Mancester, TN. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 60+ bands, half a dozen stages and tents, 80,000 people. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All at a farm in the middle of no where. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why are you telling me this nonsense? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why would I care about a festival that has been shitty for over a decade? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, Phish has been announced as the headliner. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 3 sets over 2 nights, co-headlined by Cardi B, Childish Gambino, and Post Malone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did less than 6 shows of the Bakers Dozen, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Phish at Bonnaroo? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the hell would Phish play Bonnaroo? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Headlining a garbage festival full of hipsters, teenie boppers, and posers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LockN is one thing, at least there are other good bands there, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but Bonnarro?!? In 2019??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The greatest jam band of all time, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | sounded by shitty rapers and dime a dozen pop stars. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have they lost their goddamn minds?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bonnaroo isnt that bad, its the biggest festival in the country and its roots are deep with jam bands |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bonnaroo hasn't had a good lineup since 2006! Its all radio pop and bad hip hop at this point! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There are tons of acts, and lots of musical diversity. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont give me that musical diversity bullshit! Bonnaroo as we knew it died |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | when Eminem headlined the 10th anniversary! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | None of those idiots in the Roo crowd will even appreciate Phish. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They will be completely confused by Split Open and Melt, and will miss the peak during Fluffhead. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even the real Phans that make it to that shithole of a fest will probably be let down. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We all know festival setlist are uninspired and the improv jams restrained. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ghost will probably only be like 12 min long! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People say their 09 and 12 Roo shows were good, that the guests were cool. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bullshit! The Kenny Rodgers thing was lame, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and the Bruce sit in did nothing for me but ruin the peak of my mushroom trip! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even worse this will take away from other show opportunities. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Im sure Alpharetta is now off the table, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and the whole southeast. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And for what? To play to a crowd that won't appreciate their genius. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I dont even know what a custie is but I bet there will be 60,000 of them at that fake ass farm! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This lineup, with these co-headliners. What an embarrassment! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ive honest to god never heard of Post Malone! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And playing along side Cardi B?!? Cardi B is trash! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He really doesnt like that Bodak Yellow song. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was so excited for summer tour, especially after I had to miss the NYE run. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The S.A.N.T.O.S. theatrics looked so fun. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least it gives us an excuse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to go see other bands this summer. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | moe. is playing at Red Rocks, that could be cool. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we still have Dicks. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go book us travel packages for Labor Day weekend. |
