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Hitler Reacts to Phish Headlining Bonnaroo
Hitler is displeased with Phish's decision to headline a shitty music festival

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00:00 - 00:03Bonnaroo has announced its dates for 2019.
00:04 - 00:05The lineup has been announced too.
00:05 - 00:07Everyone will be heading to the farm in Mancester, TN.
00:08 - 00:1260+ bands, half a dozen stages and tents, 80,000 people.
00:12 - 00:15All at a farm in the middle of no where.
00:17 - 00:19Why are you telling me this nonsense?
00:19 - 00:21Why would I care about a festival that has been shitty for over a decade?
00:24 - 00:26Well, sir...
00:27 - 00:28...sir...
00:31 - 00:33Sir, Phish has been announced as the headliner.
00:34 - 00:363 sets over 2 nights, co-headlined by Cardi B, Childish Gambino, and Post Malone.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who did less than 6 shows of the Bakers Dozen, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Phish at Bonnaroo?
01:15 - 01:17Why the hell would Phish play Bonnaroo?
01:18 - 01:23Headlining a garbage festival full of hipsters, teenie boppers, and posers?
01:25 - 01:28LockN is one thing, at least there are other good bands there,
01:29 - 01:31but Bonnarro?!? In 2019???
01:31 - 01:34The greatest jam band of all time,
01:34 - 01:37sounded by shitty rapers and dime a dozen pop stars.
01:37 - 01:40Have they lost their goddamn minds?!?
01:40 - 01:42Bonnaroo isn’t that bad, its the biggest festival in the country and its roots are deep with jam bands
01:42 - 01:46Bonnaroo hasn't had a good lineup since 2006! Its all radio pop and bad hip hop at this point!
01:46 - 01:48There are tons of acts, and lots of musical diversity.
01:48 - 01:52Don’t give me that musical diversity bullshit! Bonnaroo as we knew it died
01:53 - 01:54when Eminem headlined the 10th anniversary!
01:56 - 01:57None of those idiots in the Roo crowd will even appreciate Phish.
01:57 - 02:00They will be completely confused by Split Open and Melt, and will miss the peak during Fluffhead.
02:00 - 02:03Even the real Phans that make it to that shithole of a fest will probably be let down.
02:04 - 02:08We all know festival setlist are uninspired and the improv jams restrained.
02:08 - 02:13Ghost will probably only be like 12 min long!
02:14 - 02:16People say their ’09 and ’12 Roo shows were good, that the guests were cool.
02:17 - 02:21Bullshit! The Kenny Rodgers thing was lame,
02:27 - 02:29and the Bruce sit in did nothing for me but ruin the peak of my mushroom trip!
02:30 - 02:34Even worse this will take away from other show opportunities.
02:34 - 02:36I’m sure Alpharetta is now off the table,
02:41 - 02:42and the whole southeast.
02:43 - 02:47And for what? To play to a crowd that won't appreciate their genius.
02:48 - 02:53I don’t even know what a custie is but I bet there will be 60,000 of them at that fake ass “farm”!
02:54 - 02:56This lineup, with these co-headliners. What an embarrassment!
02:56 - 02:59I’ve honest to god never heard of Post Malone!
03:00 - 03:02And playing along side Cardi B?!? Cardi B is trash!
03:04 - 03:07He really doesn’t like that Bodak Yellow song.
03:14 - 03:16I was so excited for summer tour, especially after I had to miss the NYE run.
03:19 - 03:23The S.A.N.T.O.S. theatrics looked so fun.
03:25 - 03:26At least it gives us an excuse
03:31 - 03:33to go see other bands this summer.
03:40 - 03:46moe. is playing at Red Rocks, that could be cool.
03:46 - 03:49And we still have Dicks.
03:53 - 03:56Go book us travel packages for Labor Day weekend.