| 00:00 - 00:03 | Saturday we had the 2019 US House Softball League tournament. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There was a field of 32 teams. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Playing on Bolling fields 1, 2 and 4. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There were wristbands available for all you can eat and drink. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A beer truck and food station were centrally located here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good. And no ringer teams. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | N.W.O. didn't play this season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President Looser |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | N.W.O. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | N.W.O. was the Fireballers this season. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They tricked everyone and won the championship. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all coaches to leave the room except Various Positions, Texas Republic, Stoney's and the league board. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What happened to your teams? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You all were the only hope to beat the Fireballers. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The rest of the beer league teams can't defeat ringers. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Mastodons in the first round? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They couldn't handle that much offense. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And then what? Capitol Punishment? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They lost to Texas Republic two weeks in a row during the regular season. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How do you expect them to defeat grown men in pants that still play travel ball? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we thought Owego would stop them in the Elite 8. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Owego? Owego lost in the first round to Moderately Sober. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir that was a complete upset. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | An upset? Owego had to fly players in to town for the games. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The barely had ten. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | North State Flood? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those guys don't stop running at third base. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Half the time they wear flip-flops. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They might as well have gone home with the Mastodons. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Stoney's this is a softball tournament not weekend brunch. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All you do is sit there in the trees and eat. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's amazing you can even get up and run after stuffing your faces all day. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Texas Republic you were our last hope. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You had an easy bracket. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Your guys wear pants and have masks too. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Fireballers were still too much. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why does this happen every year to our league? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do people really enjoy assembling a team of people for one day to win a beer league? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I guess they did get pretty sweat new shirts and hats that morning. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But how is this all fair to all the people that play throughout the whole season? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just go tell the Mastodons to sign up for kickball instead. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. That might be better for us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Players and teams have to demand change. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Otherwise, maybe we all start playing kickball. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stop keeping score. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ge rid of the beer truck and food. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose the Fireballers have travel kickball players too? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Probably try and take our participation trophies. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is all Anthony Reed's fault. |
