Hitler hears about Brentford's posh seats
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The Brentford marketing team introduce the boss to the Posh Seats marketing video
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Something rather special is coming to our club |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In our new stadium |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's a better way to watch the Bees |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From the comfort of our executive lounges |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can enjoy some top notch food |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | [reads] "Catch up with your friends and family and enjoy a beer" |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Seriously, what the fuck is this? What does it say next? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It says... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It says you can dress up if you want to |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And watch the action from a nice padded seat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has actually worked at this club long enough to know who Jamie Bates is, can stay. Everyone else, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What have you done? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You know how the Fulham fans will react to this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Hospitality done in a Brentford way"? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The last time anyone had hospitality the "Brentford Way" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was for a wedding reception at the Watermans |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Eight people died in the brawl |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The bar manager is having counselling twelve years later |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The place is still on fire today! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we're sure once we start getting positive brand engagement on YouTube... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You've put it on fucking YouTube? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, we needed to drive organic brand engagement |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're probably already organically shitting their pants laughing on TIFF |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "The Posh seats!" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Violin music? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Burgers on chopping boards? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With sticks through them? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the hell puts sticks through a burger? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And only five chips on each plate! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But still a bloody skewer through the burger? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These are Brentford fans. What'll they do with five chips? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We'll never get away with less than eight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Our fans love this club. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They drag themselves here every week. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ordinary fans. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're even willing to put up with watching Yoann bloody Barbet. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you know how difficult that is for them? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They're just regular football fans. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But someone gets a marketing degree at Thames Valley Poly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and thinks we should be like fucking Arsenal or something. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, it's a good university. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess the damage is done now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess this is the game, now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hipsters. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cushions. Skewers. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember the London Challenge Cup in 1967? Great days. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 1200 of us packed into the Ealing Road. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And no fucking skewers. |