| 00:00 - 00:03 | ... Getting everybody together at once is becoming untenable |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | The Lewis family have even moved as far away as somewhere called "Rye." |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | All the time everyone has their own lives now |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a family "knees up" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is about as likely as James and Ross growing a full head of hair. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This isn't such a big problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They all get together at Christmas. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Family... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Family don't really see each other over Christmas. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not for a few years now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would the rest of you kindly begin rounding up the relevant family members by whatever means necessary... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What have they all been doing?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the hell have they all been doing?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is complete and utter horse shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why would they not get together more? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Churning out children and "working" I suppose? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Home making" and all that grown up bullshit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why hasn't anyone hauled of their asses together? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Last time they were all together was probably at Barnden Farm in 1982! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jenny sometimes has garden parties. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And only half the bastards turn up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, people are very busy with modern life... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ... Modern life can kiss my spotty Nazi backside! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ARSE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who is responsible for this? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can they let the family slip apart like this? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I blame James Lewis. He'll do! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His Brother's the worst of them all. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tez doesn't spend months training fancy flowers up his walls... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For no-one to see them and comment on how lovely they are... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These creations are an absolute must-see! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must however look forward... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Next year, we can start a new tradition. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Something that the family can get their teeth into |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Something epic... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Something that will bring the family together once a year FOREVER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The boys have been crying out for some action. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | An annual fun and games event, with score cards and a cup. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The kids'll love it. I can picture it now. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We shall call it the FAMLYMPICS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's a contraction of 'Family' and 'Olympics,' Trish |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | People might not be up for it I suppose. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You can only put these things out there and hope for the best. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bleedin' democracy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's in their hands. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if no-one turns up. I'll send Esme out with a pair of pliers... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To find them and "school" them on why they should be there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... Anyone fancy a pint? |
