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Hitler and The Famlympics
... Getting everybody together at once is becoming untenable The Lewis family have even moved as far away as somewhere called "Rye." All the time everyone has their own lives now a family "knees up" is about as likely as James and Ross growing a full head of hair. This isn't such a big problem

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00:00 - 00:03... Getting everybody together at once is becoming untenable
00:03 - 00:08The Lewis family have even moved as far away as somewhere called "Rye."
00:05 - 00:10All the time everyone has their own lives now
00:08 - 00:12a family "knees up"
00:12 - 00:15 is about as likely as James and Ross growing a full head of hair.
00:17 - 00:19This isn't such a big problem
00:19 - 00:21They all get together at Christmas.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28The Family...
00:31 - 00:33The Family don't really see each other over Christmas.
00:34 - 00:36Not for a few years now.
00:53 - 00:58Would the rest of you kindly begin rounding up the relevant family members by whatever means necessary...
01:13 - 01:15What have they all been doing?!
01:15 - 01:17What the hell have they all been doing?!
01:18 - 01:23This is complete and utter horse shit!
01:25 - 01:28Why would they not get together more?
01:29 - 01:31Churning out children and "working" I suppose?
01:31 - 01:34"Home making" and all that grown up bullshit!
01:34 - 01:37Why hasn't anyone hauled of their asses together?
01:37 - 01:40Last time they were all together was probably at Barnden Farm in 1982!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Jenny sometimes has garden parties.
01:42 - 01:46And only half the bastards turn up!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, people are very busy with modern life...
01:48 - 01:52... Modern life can kiss my spotty Nazi backside!
01:53 - 01:54ARSE!
01:56 - 01:57Who is responsible for this?
01:57 - 02:00How can they let the family slip apart like this?
02:00 - 02:03I blame James Lewis. He'll do!
02:04 - 02:08His Brother's the worst of them all.
02:08 - 02:13Tez doesn't spend months training fancy flowers up his walls...
02:14 - 02:16For no-one to see them and comment on how lovely they are...
02:17 - 02:21These creations are an absolute must-see!
02:27 - 02:29We must however look forward...
02:30 - 02:34Next year, we can start a new tradition.
02:34 - 02:36Something that the family can get their teeth into
02:41 - 02:42Something epic...
02:43 - 02:47Something that will bring the family together once a year FOREVER!
02:48 - 02:53The boys have been crying out for some action.
02:54 - 02:56An annual fun and games event, with score cards and a cup.
02:56 - 02:59The kids'll love it. I can picture it now.
03:00 - 03:02We shall call it the FAMLYMPICS
03:04 - 03:07It's a contraction of 'Family' and 'Olympics,' Trish
03:14 - 03:16People might not be up for it I suppose.
03:19 - 03:23You can only put these things out there and hope for the best.
03:25 - 03:26Bleedin' democracy...
03:31 - 03:33It's in their hands.
03:40 - 03:46But if no-one turns up. I'll send Esme out with a pair of pliers...
03:46 - 03:49To find them and "school" them on why they should be there.
03:53 - 03:56... Anyone fancy a pint?