00:00 - 00:03... Getting everybody together at once is becoming untenable
00:03 - 00:08The Lewis family have even moved as far away as somewhere called "Rye."
00:05 - 00:10All the time everyone has their own lives now
00:08 - 00:12a family "knees up"
00:12 - 00:15 is about as likely as James and Ross growing a full head of hair.
00:17 - 00:19This isn't such a big problem
00:19 - 00:21They all get together at Christmas.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28The Family...
00:31 - 00:33The Family don't really see each other over Christmas.
00:34 - 00:36Not for a few years now.
00:53 - 00:58Would the rest of you kindly begin rounding up the relevant family members by whatever means necessary...
01:13 - 01:15What have they all been doing?!
01:15 - 01:17What the hell have they all been doing?!
01:18 - 01:23This is complete and utter horse shit!
01:25 - 01:28Why would they not get together more?
01:29 - 01:31Churning out children and "working" I suppose?
01:31 - 01:34"Home making" and all that grown up bullshit!
01:34 - 01:37Why hasn't anyone hauled of their asses together?
01:37 - 01:40Last time they were all together was probably at Barnden Farm in 1982!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Jenny sometimes has garden parties.
01:42 - 01:46And only half the bastards turn up!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, people are very busy with modern life...
01:48 - 01:52... Modern life can kiss my spotty Nazi backside!
01:53 - 01:54ARSE!
01:56 - 01:57Who is responsible for this?
01:57 - 02:00How can they let the family slip apart like this?
02:00 - 02:03I blame James Lewis. He'll do!
02:04 - 02:08His Brother's the worst of them all.
02:08 - 02:13Tez doesn't spend months training fancy flowers up his walls...
02:14 - 02:16For no-one to see them and comment on how lovely they are...
02:17 - 02:21These creations are an absolute must-see!
02:27 - 02:29We must however look forward...
02:30 - 02:34Next year, we can start a new tradition.
02:34 - 02:36Something that the family can get their teeth into
02:41 - 02:42Something epic...
02:43 - 02:47Something that will bring the family together once a year FOREVER!
02:48 - 02:53The boys have been crying out for some action.
02:54 - 02:56An annual fun and games event, with score cards and a cup.
02:56 - 02:59The kids'll love it. I can picture it now.
03:00 - 03:02We shall call it the FAMLYMPICS
03:04 - 03:07It's a contraction of 'Family' and 'Olympics,' Trish
03:14 - 03:16People might not be up for it I suppose.
03:19 - 03:23You can only put these things out there and hope for the best.
03:25 - 03:26Bleedin' democracy...
03:31 - 03:33It's in their hands.
03:40 - 03:46But if no-one turns up. I'll send Esme out with a pair of pliers...
03:46 - 03:49To find them and "school" them on why they should be there.
03:53 - 03:56... Anyone fancy a pint?