The withdrawal agreement left Berlin yesterday
The Maybot activated
and the Cabinet approved by evening
The backstop allows us to effectively control the UK or annex Northern Ireland
We added 20XX just to take the piss.
No one can read 585 pages.
The MPs will vote it through.
There's just one thing.
Jacob Rees-Mogg was not the pussy we took him for.
He wrote a letter.
All those who pre-ordered James O'Brien's book on Amazon leave now.
The fucking hag!
The stupid fucking hag!
The DUP we could handle. But Mogg's irrefutable logic and principled stand will galvanise the House.
Even if she survives a no confidence vote
the deal is dead
Everything she touches turns to shit.
She called a press conference and what did she talk about?
Geoffrey fucking Boycott
Mein Fuhrer, we still have Agent Cob
The tramp Corbyn is a Brexiteer!
The Labour MPs are remainers
They are a bunch of chocolate teapots.
For a 1,000 years
the British have ruined our plans
for an over-centralised technocracy
With their common law and freedom of the individual
And now they send the right honourable MP from the 18th century
to fuck us up with a letter.
He probably dictated it to his nanny!
I told David to his face.
Whatever you do. Don't give them a vote.
The British people are lions.
He's all over Twitter. Mouthing off about an EU army.
Can't he just wait a few more months?
Farage is on LBC every night.
He's pissing himself
He's even besties with Trump.
There's still the People's Vote
This is just the start.
The Italians will be next.
Have Adonis shot.
Tell the BBC to put all resources into Project Fear.
We might as well.