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Jacob Rees-Mogg saves Brexit
Adolf Hitler receives news on the Brexit withdrawal agreement

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00:00 - 00:03The withdrawal agreement left Berlin yesterday
00:04 - 00:05The Maybot activated
00:05 - 00:07and the Cabinet approved by evening
00:08 - 00:12The backstop allows us to effectively control the UK or annex Northern Ireland
00:12 - 00:15We added 20XX just to take the piss.
00:17 - 00:19No one can read 585 pages.
00:19 - 00:21The MPs will vote it through.
00:24 - 00:26There's just one thing.
00:27 - 00:28Jacob...
00:31 - 00:33Jacob Rees-Mogg was not the pussy we took him for.
00:34 - 00:36He wrote a letter.
00:53 - 00:58All those who pre-ordered James O'Brien's book on Amazon leave now.
01:13 - 01:15The fucking hag!
01:15 - 01:17The stupid fucking hag!
01:18 - 01:23The DUP we could handle. But Mogg's irrefutable logic and principled stand will galvanise the House.
01:25 - 01:28Even if she survives a no confidence vote
01:29 - 01:31the deal is dead
01:31 - 01:34Everything she touches turns to shit.
01:34 - 01:37She called a press conference and what did she talk about?
01:37 - 01:40Geoffrey fucking Boycott
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, we still have Agent Cob
01:42 - 01:46The tramp Corbyn is a Brexiteer!
01:46 - 01:48The Labour MPs are remainers
01:48 - 01:52They are a bunch of chocolate teapots.
01:53 - 01:54Wankpuffins.
01:56 - 01:57For a 1,000 years
01:57 - 02:00the British have ruined our plans
02:00 - 02:03for an over-centralised technocracy
02:04 - 02:08With their common law and freedom of the individual
02:08 - 02:13And now they send the right honourable MP from the 18th century
02:14 - 02:16to fuck us up with a letter.
02:17 - 02:21He probably dictated it to his nanny!
02:27 - 02:29I told David to his face.
02:30 - 02:34Whatever you do. Don't give them a vote.
02:34 - 02:36The British people are lions.
02:41 - 02:42And Verhofstadt.
02:43 - 02:47He's all over Twitter. Mouthing off about an EU army.
02:48 - 02:53Can't he just wait a few more months?
02:54 - 02:56Farage is on LBC every night.
02:56 - 02:59He's pissing himself
03:00 - 03:02He's even besties with Trump.
03:04 - 03:07There's still the People's Vote
03:14 - 03:16This is just the start.
03:19 - 03:23The Italians will be next.
03:25 - 03:26And Merkel.
03:31 - 03:33Have Adonis shot.
03:40 - 03:46Tell the BBC to put all resources into Project Fear.
03:46 - 03:49We might as well.
03:53 - 03:56floccinaucinihilipilification