00:00 - 00:03It's quite straight forward ......
00:04 - 00:05Rapid Scaffolding is off The Osmaston Rd
00:05 - 00:07The roads are straight, not one way ...
00:08 - 00:12You should make it on one tank!
00:12 - 00:15Over the railway bridge turn right.
00:17 - 00:19No, Coventry is full of one way roads!
00:19 - 00:21I remember getting lost going to the auction.
00:24 - 00:26Adolf, this isn't an auction
00:27 - 00:28..... it isn't even ....
00:31 - 00:33It isn't Coventry, it's Derby
00:34 - 00:36We're talking about a Slot Parts Sale
00:53 - 00:58I was told no commission
01:13 - 01:15You've sold me from a car boot in the car park!
01:15 - 01:17The bacon cobs are excellent
01:18 - 01:23But ...Coventry roads are awful
01:25 - 01:28Now you say I should have been in Derby.
01:29 - 01:31Good job I've got no women on my staff!
01:31 - 01:34But Derby isn't an auction you say.
01:34 - 01:37We flew over Coventry
01:37 - 01:40Nobody told me Derby
01:40 - 01:42Boss, you didn't say you wanted spares so ......
01:42 - 01:46It was you that broke the ball off my Beromat!
01:46 - 01:48It didn't pay out when it should
01:48 - 01:52You only had to ask for the key!
01:53 - 01:54I want to go to Derby for spares and a new pencil
01:56 - 01:57They're having a BBQ too!
01:57 - 02:00Bacon and Sausages with onions
02:00 - 02:03I was going to treat you all, but not now
02:04 - 02:08I'll take Himmler he needs something similar
02:08 - 02:13But Goebbels has no hope at all
02:14 - 02:16..... are we sure it's not Coventry?
02:17 - 02:21I mean Derby .... don't I?
02:27 - 02:29I've fouled my trousers now.
02:30 - 02:34What size do you wear?
02:34 - 02:36Although your legs are too short
02:41 - 02:42Look it up on Pennymachines somebody
02:43 - 02:47D. Lavender is always right.
02:48 - 02:53But for god's sake .....
02:54 - 02:56Don't ask that awful Bogpenny
02:56 - 02:59... or whatever he's called
03:00 - 03:02I wouldn't trust him to ....
03:04 - 03:07So long as he doesn't know he's called Badpenny
03:14 - 03:16My lens has dropped out.
03:19 - 03:23Nobody move ... could be anywhere
03:25 - 03:26Nobody reach in their jacket
03:31 - 03:33or in their collar!
03:40 - 03:46This is worse than storming Russia
03:46 - 03:49I like my soldiers predictable
03:53 - 03:56So remind me, is it Derby we're going?