| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have identified a major issue with our computer systems. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | It is affecting operations primarily in Charlotte and Washington DC. |
| 00:07 - 00:15 | We have found that the EDRs are not arriving in a timely fashion and that crew scheduling is losing track of pilots and flight attendants. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Don't worry, we'll keep delaying and repo all reserves from Dayton and Knoxville. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dayton |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dayton appears to have been the origin of this issue. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are unable to repo flight crew from the outstation bases. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leaves but. OCC director, planning, dispatch, and coordinators. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean the system is down? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What will Doug Parker think of all of your incompetence?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is a disgrace. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're supposed to be the most respected regional airline in the world! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How do you gain respect when you're barely a fucking airline?! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | Now Endeavor will be the most respected regional airline in the world and Delta will laugh at us! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein führer, if I may remind you something similar happened to Delta last year. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit about Delta, its you who are ruining me. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein führer, maybe we can rebook on Republic or Envoy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So that American can cut us off? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS NO GOOD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We expected 15 900s coming on line next year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now because of your incompetence we will have to keep the shitty 200s for years |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | APU deferrals and bitchy captains cancelling because they're too hot |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you ever been in the back of one of those pieces of garbage? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its hotter than hell and you've barely got any leg room. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wouldn't put my loved ones in the back of one of those. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wouldn't even suggest it to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How dare you fuck up this royally? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We just won the BBB Eclipse award for Integrity. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're the biggest industry in Dayton. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You shit heads. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now we're going to have to return the fancy trophy they gave us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is worse than that time you fucked up with that stupid leperchaun video. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With his idiotic antics and incompetence. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That doesn't even come close to your fuckery. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This feels like we're running Mesa! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, we'll just junior man. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is nothing left to do but cancel. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is no coming back from this massive fuck up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That is all. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The operation is ceasing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When you get home tonight start updating your resume. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe you can get a job with Go Jet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You may go. |
