00:00 - 00:03	My Lord, The Pokémon will be anywhere around you
00:04 - 00:05	These are gyms where you fight other Pokémon.
00:05 - 00:07	And here are the stops where you get items and coins which reload every 10 minutes or so
00:08 - 00:12	Well lets download the app and start running and catching Pokémon
00:12 - 00:15	My Lord... The game...
00:17 - 00:19	The game is full of glitches
00:19 - 00:21	and three weeks after the release the servers in PR don't work
00:24 - 00:26	Everybody out. Cartier, Yorgen and Creppes. You stay a moment.
00:27 - 00:28	What the heck are you saying?
00:31 - 00:33	The servers are down? Is that what you're saying?
00:34 - 00:36	Why would they build so much hype for a game that doesn' even work?
00:53 - 00:58	I even stopped having sex with my wife 'cause I was out there trying to cacth Pokèmon
01:13 - 01:15	I walked for hours and catched nothing!
01:18 - 01:23	I didn't see no gyms or stops... Everyrhing was green
01:25 - 01:28	Now the whole world will have a bunch of Pokèmon and I will be her stuck with Squirtle!
01:29 - 01:31	My Lord, some say that you can start the game using Pikachu.
01:31 - 01:34	To hell with Pikachu that self centered electric rat bastard.
01:34 - 01:37	My Lord but Squirtle's watergun is very effective against. / If I pee on you would you faint?
01:37 - 01:40	It's all a lie!!!
01:40 - 01:42	I've been waiting months for the release of the game. Now I'm here being treated like if I lived in a 3rd world country
01:42 - 01:46	Those bastards knew the game was a big success
01:46 - 01:48	They knew that the world would be running around doing stupid stuff trying ro catch those lil' monsters
01:48 - 01:52	But they did not prepare for what they knew was coming. I bet thet their server is a Compaq. And I hate those Compaq bitches
01:53 - 01:54	Thay deserve the lonely little star that people have used to rate them on Google Play
01:56 - 01:57	I used to turn my phone on every half hour
01:57 - 02:00	to see if I could live the experience
02:00 - 02:03	To be a gym leader
02:04 - 02:08	To walk proudly amongst my friends and be awesome.
02:08 - 02:13	Now I'm here stuck because of downed servers
02:14 - 02:16	And people in reddit say that the game has more bugs than the bunny.
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03:00 - 03:02	I wanted to be the one to proof that women can't train Pokèmon!
03:04 - 03:07	Don't worry Hitler loves you he didn' mean it.
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Hitler wants to play Pokémon Go in Puerto Rico

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