| 00:00 - 00:03 | A few changes maybe Sir? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Klopp parade |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Should go around the outside of the city |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It can then head straight to the airport |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we can go to me aunt Bessies for some scran |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where does he show |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Champions League trophy then? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dude! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | erm! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Real Madrid beat Liverpool 3-1 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Bale scored a whopper |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who cheered Madrid get out of here now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did we lose? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We had the mighty Klopp |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Salah our Pharaoh king |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what went wrong |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was told 6 times |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bought every fucking flag as well |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and the lifesize cutout of Salah |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could we lose with him in the team? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That dirty bastard Ramos injured him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the hell did he do that? He is indestructable |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir! they held hands |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you taking the piss you Bitter Blue? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Me Klopp pens fucked |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What happened to the glorious victory |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that made us masters of Europe once again? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What a load of crap! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Klopp needs a fucking slap the idiot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Me flag said it would be 6 fucking times |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I never thought it meant his total finals lost |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No wonder Coutinho did a runner to barca |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking joke lids |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should have been waving me blow up trophy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It cost me a tenner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Evertonians |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet they are fucking loving this the gimps |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It makes fat Sam look fucking sensible now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will have to change teams |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Man Utd or Chelsea it is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or even worse Spurs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok. Man City will take us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One Spanish footballer |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How could he ruin the work of the mighty clan? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Call Moshiri |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Beg him! Plead! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get us a season ticket at Goodison. Even an obstructed view |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And 'RAMOS' on me shirt |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ya Twat Klopp |
