Hitler learns that Sgt Coombes isn't available

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Hitler learns that Sgt Coombes, the RAF's premier Air Traffic Control Officer isn't available

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, as you can see we haved booked your flight
00:04 - 00:05You will leave for Majorca
00:05 - 00:077am sharp from East Midlands Airport
00:08 - 00:12You are on EZY701 and we have paid for extra baggage
00:12 - 00:15this should leave plenty of time for you to get fuck faced before tea on AI drinks
00:17 - 00:19very good.......
00:19 - 00:21I look forward to it so long as Sgt Coombes is Coming
00:24 - 00:26Sir .....
00:27 - 00:28i'm afraid .....
00:31 - 00:33I'm afraid Steve Coombes has offered his services to another flight
00:34 - 00:36to blag his wife a free upgrade.
00:53 - 00:58All those that aren't RAF Air Ops Controllers please leave the room!
01:13 - 01:15What the FUCKING FUCK!!
01:15 - 01:17I want to go on pissing holiday!!!
01:18 - 01:23and you're telling me I have to fly without the services of a premier Air Traffic Controller
01:25 - 01:28how the fuck will I counter the ISIS threat without Steve
01:29 - 01:31 "The Butcher" Coombes onboard
01:31 - 01:34it's fucking bullshit I tell you !!!
01:34 - 01:37I will be writing a loose minute to Stn Cdr Shawbury!
01:37 - 01:40He'll soon take this seriously
01:40 - 01:42Sir... but it's Steve's wife's Birthday!
01:42 - 01:46FUCK HIS FUCKING WIFE'S BIRTHDAY !!!!!
01:46 - 01:48She's a lovely lady!!!
01:48 - 01:52He's trying to blag a free upgrade with a shit letter!!
01:53 - 01:54he'll be laughed off the plane!
01:56 - 01:57does he not know that an ATC SNCO is
01:57 - 02:00vital to the safe operation of a civilian airliner
02:00 - 02:03they are the Liam Neeson of the real world...
02:04 - 02:08I mean... what if the pilots knocked out and they need ....
02:08 - 02:13...someone to do a mean radio transmission
02:14 - 02:16Also, who will save us when we need a vector to the nearest safe bird free airfield
02:27 - 02:29Steve Coombes is the only thing..
02:30 - 02:34we have between us and all-inclusive bliss!!
02:34 - 02:36WE NEED HIM!!!
02:43 - 02:47I don't give a shit what Ryanair say....
02:48 - 02:53My Steve is not for sale ...
02:54 - 02:56Even if he does whore himself out via text
02:56 - 02:59Be sure to write a letter to his WO and tell him/her....
03:00 - 03:02how much of a bellend he's been ....
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Sandra, hopefully everyone won't think all ATCOs are knobbers!
03:14 - 03:16I remember a time where ATCOs were respected
03:17 - 03:26When the word of West Drayton was taken as gospel
03:26 - 03:29When the passengers would cream themselves at mere thought....
03:29 - 03:31of having a Military Air Traffic Controller
03:32 - 03:34onboard their aircraft...
03:40 - 03:41I feel ashamed...
03:41 - 03:43You'd never get Flt Ops or..
03:43 - 03:49ABM pulling off this type of shit!