| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, as you can see we haved booked your flight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will leave for Majorca |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 7am sharp from East Midlands Airport |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You are on EZY701 and we have paid for extra baggage |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this should leave plenty of time for you to get fuck faced before tea on AI drinks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | very good....... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I look forward to it so long as Sgt Coombes is Coming |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir ..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | i'm afraid ..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid Steve Coombes has offered his services to another flight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to blag his wife a free upgrade. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that aren't RAF Air Ops Controllers please leave the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCKING FUCK!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want to go on pissing holiday!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you're telling me I have to fly without the services of a premier Air Traffic Controller |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how the fuck will I counter the ISIS threat without Steve |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "The Butcher" Coombes onboard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it's fucking bullshit I tell you !!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will be writing a loose minute to Stn Cdr Shawbury! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He'll soon take this seriously |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir... but it's Steve's wife's Birthday! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK HIS FUCKING WIFE'S BIRTHDAY !!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She's a lovely lady!!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's trying to blag a free upgrade with a shit letter!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he'll be laughed off the plane! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | does he not know that an ATC SNCO is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | vital to the safe operation of a civilian airliner |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they are the Liam Neeson of the real world... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean... what if the pilots knocked out and they need .... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...someone to do a mean radio transmission |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Also, who will save us when we need a vector to the nearest safe bird free airfield |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Steve Coombes is the only thing.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we have between us and all-inclusive bliss!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WE NEED HIM!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't give a shit what Ryanair say.... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My Steve is not for sale ... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even if he does whore himself out via text |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Be sure to write a letter to his WO and tell him/her.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how much of a bellend he's been .... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Sandra, hopefully everyone won't think all ATCOs are knobbers! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember a time where ATCOs were respected |
| 03:17 - 03:26 | When the word of West Drayton was taken as gospel |
| 03:26 - 03:29 | When the passengers would cream themselves at mere thought.... |
| 03:29 - 03:31 | of having a Military Air Traffic Controller |
| 03:32 - 03:34 | onboard their aircraft... |
| 03:40 - 03:41 | I feel ashamed... |
| 03:41 - 03:43 | You'd never get Flt Ops or.. |
| 03:43 - 03:49 | ABM pulling off this type of shit! |
