| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the geography page. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Scroll up. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Move past this lemon post. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now you can see the scratch link. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Click on it to see what happens. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It must be Steiner. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Steiner posted a video heiling the great fuhrer. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner didn't post that link. Michael |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | posted a Michael Deng Simulator. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you played the simulator and found it funny you can get out of my room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is stupid! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He posted a simulator of himself! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the only one who is allowed to start a cult! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am Supreme! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What were you people doing? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Gestapo should have intervened! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I miss the days when the Wehrmacht actually did something! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The leaders now are just fools! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, it was actually quite funny. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think that's funny? Do you want your job anymore? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, this is censorship. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I never made the Reich democratic anyway! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a dictatorship! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am the fuhrer! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am more important than anyone in 802! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In the time they wasted on the lemon I conquered France! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What is the simulator about? How fast you can type? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am superior to everyone else and the thread would have 1 million comments if I joined! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The simulator is a disgrace! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It is one of the few things that is worse than a portrait of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't have a ph. D in propaganda. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet my speeches convinced most of Germany and Europe! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The SS can't even shut down a website! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we have this! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gestapo and the SS is the disgrace of the fatherland! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I propped them up using taxpayer's money! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want both directors sacked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are the traitors of the German people! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those agencies are scams! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we work for Stasi. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the reason why we are failing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am ashamed by my military and police forces. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They need reforms. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They are as corrupted as Fegelein. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now how is the preparation for Operation Barbarossa going? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need urgently need Russia. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We need NKVD to help us. |
