00:00 - 00:03 | Nth Moto has gone quiet once again. |
00:04 - 00:05 | There are no signs of them on the forums. |
00:05 - 00:07 | I've searched all regions of Facebook. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They seem to have all but disappeared. |
00:12 - 00:15 | I'm not exactly certain where to look next. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did you check Texas Motorplex? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Or Royal Purple Raceway? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Additionally... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Additionally, there have been reports of new dyno graphs. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Extremely large dyno graphs. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Collin, Vince, Mike, and Naner. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How is this possible?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | This should not be humanly possible!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those Nth Moto sons of bitches have one-upped me yet again!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | My ass just burns of these bastards! |
01:29 - 01:31 | It feels just like my hemorrhoids. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Horrible, horrible hemorrhoids burning inside my ass. |
01:34 - 01:37 | The burning is incomprehensible. Something I cant describe! |
01:37 - 01:40 | You tuners and fabricators would never understand. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Führer, I may be able to tune something up quick. |
01:42 - 01:46 | To hell with your stupid roller dyno tuning! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, the roller dyno is all we have. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How does that compete with their damn man dyno?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Real man dynos! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Their man dyno |
01:57 - 02:00 | will tear your roller dyno apart |
02:00 - 02:03 | from mouth to your little sphincter! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Everyone knows that man dynos are the final say in this battle. |
02:08 - 02:13 | The battle between us and the rest of the race car building world. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Facebookers call us "creatures". |
02:17 - 02:21 | Instagramers call us nothing but "lesser thans". |
02:27 - 02:29 | Someone find me my inflatable donut. |
02:30 - 02:34 | These hemorrhoids are tearing the ass out of me. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Like Nth Moto fire that never extinguishes. |
02:41 - 02:42 | What do we do? |
02:43 - 02:47 | What the hell do we do now with these damn big dyno graphs?! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Should we run and hide like little tuning cockroaches?! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Do I have to get MS Paint out once again? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Should I superimpose their old original graphs with ours? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Should I do that and show them to the world on the Facebook? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he will not do crazy-talk this time. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Races are coming up soon. |
03:19 - 03:23 | My only choice is to call them out to race my unproven shop car. |
03:25 - 03:26 | For the title. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It will be heads up. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If I loose, we'll immediately retaliate on the line and many Facebookers will come to our support. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We will claim they called us names. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll be internet heros. |