SSG Woes
371 views • 5/4/2016
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00:00 - 00:03 | We have 2 deep cleaning teams |
00:04 - 00:05 | working the north side |
00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | One vacuum team will be moving in |
00:12 - 00:15 | and working the south side |
00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure they go around the outside of the buildings |
00:19 - 00:21 | and get the salt from the doorways |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Danny....... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Danny wants us to hate him this week |
00:34 - 00:36 | Thinks we'll stop picking on him. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not staying late tonight can go. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe I am hearing this |
01:15 - 01:17 | about a guy with no sleeves on his shirt |
01:18 - 01:23 | sitting there eating his oatmeal |
01:25 - 01:28 | and saying "I'm just sittin here man" |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'm Just sittin here |
01:31 - 01:34 | He swings his arms around |
01:34 - 01:37 | yelling "Hey, F**K You Man!" |
01:37 - 01:40 | And you and you and you too! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, he detail cleans everything every night |
01:42 - 01:46 | HE LICKS DIRTY MOPS!!!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, he works well with the team. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do not speak to me of the team |
01:53 - 01:54 | Look around |
01:56 - 01:57 | In addition to the mop licker |
01:57 - 02:00 | you have his girlfriend Jim |
02:00 - 02:03 | who just throws shit at people |
02:04 - 02:08 | and likes to get |
02:08 - 02:13 | titty twisters from men |
02:17 - 02:21 | PFFFFT! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Then we have the guy that |
02:30 - 02:34 | lives so far north in the woods |
02:34 - 02:36 | the locals think he's a Bigfoot! |
02:41 - 02:42 | They call him Scott-Squach! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Who in their right mind drives a key-lime Beetle? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Complete with the dancing flower on the dash |
02:56 - 02:59 | It's very puzzling that it all works |
03:00 - 03:02 | There's one that likes to be called "Fruitcake" |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Heather, He prefers "Fruitcake" |
03:14 - 03:16 | And the most puzzling of all? |
03:19 - 03:23 | The guy who works hard all week, just to rush home..... |
03:25 - 03:26 | and eat ONE breadstick! |
03:31 - 03:33 | At this point there is one thing left to do.... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Have a pizza party on the company credit card |
03:46 - 03:49 | make sure you get pepperoni |
03:53 - 03:56 | and get a vegetarian for Danny too. |
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