| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Raiders have locked up the minor premiership, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Bulldogs are safe in third place, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Roosters and Dolphins are fighting for eighth, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Broncos, Sharks and Warriors are pushing hard for fourth, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Panthers are rested and ready to go for finals. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the Storm of course, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | off an easy win against the Broncos last night |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bethany.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Storm.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Storm lost a meaningless game against the Broncos, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they'll still get a home final |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except FT, DJ, Myth and Russ |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FREE WIN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DID MY PUB TEAM LOSE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I BET MARION SEVE HAD 6 ERRORS AND GAVE AWAY 3 PENALTIES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS TEAM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK MY LIFE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I BET THEY DID THIS JUST TO SPITE ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FUCKING MARION SEVE SHOULD BE LYNCHED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BETHANY, MARION SEVE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE, HE NEEDS TO DIE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BETHANY, IT WAS A MEANINGLESS GAME |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MEANINGLESS GAME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK THE BRONCOS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE UP DRINKING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEN MAYBE I COULD DROWN MY SORROWS, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND BURY THE PAIN OF SUPPORTING THIS PUB TEAM. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I BET NELSON GOT SUSPENDED AGAIN AS WELL THE FAT CUNT. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I HOPE THE TEAM PLANE CRASHES AND PUTS ME OUT OF MY MISERY. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE MAKE MORE ERRORS THAN EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE NRL COMBINED. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at what this team does to me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a lifelong supporter and this is how they treat me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like a fucking dog. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My NRL team sucks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MY SUPERCOACH TEAM HAS TERMINAL CANCER AND I'VE HAD NO TRADES FOR A MONTH |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I LISTENED TO EVERY TRADE THAT PEOPLE TOLD ME TO DO |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND IT STILL TURNS TO SHIT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | EVERYBODY JUST LAUGHS AT ME WHEN I TRADE IN SOMEONE A WEEK LATE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WELL YOU CAN ALL GO AND GET FUCKED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Finny, you tried to talk sense in to her. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our season is over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's no coming back from a loss in a meaningless game. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bellamy should leave. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Another 10K finish. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Promise me it's going to get better next year, I need a top 1K to enjoy my life. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't all walk in to the top 100 every year like Myth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Same time next week. |
