| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got our learning journal updated |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then there's the essay prep |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That took days |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The core reading took me bloody hours |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Good job I started the whole thing 2 months ago |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I start on Monday |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and there's no pre-course work for IOD5 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you will find |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's an essay and a shit load of reading to do |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And some crappy bio |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those smart arses who've done all this bloody work can get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | When the fuck did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You bastards could have told me they'd changed the bloody rules |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who's even heard of PMD(A)? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm right up shit creek now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll make me Bus Wanker |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is supposed to be just a piss up in France |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You can shove Clauswitz up your arse - I'm reading jack shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't care what those bloody DS say |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, you could at least read JDP0-30 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JDP0-30, who gives a shit about Control of the Air? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But that is THE core role |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe if you're a Typhoon wanker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It means fuck all at the MT Role Office |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Second and Third order effects |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | just grip my shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And they're always asking 'how that makes me feel?' |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is 4 weeks heavy drinking for me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How many more leadership models do they want to see for God's sake? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where are Adair's 3 balls when you need them? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to have to cuff this and spin them a load of dits from SHADER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe even Afghan at a push |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't those bastards know what I do? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It might be the middle of July |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but I've packed all my jumpers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This on line shit means some blunty's going to get top fucking student |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thinking Skills and Personality Traits my arse |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't get me started on the DS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its like a retirement home for Dad's Army |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've seen more animated objects in the Natural History Museum |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just don't tell him he's being posted there as DS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Thank fuck I'm not posted there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll still be able to cuff the first few SRAs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do some quality chiseling |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get the first question to CAS |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope there are no Comms Engineers or Loggies on my syndicate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its like working with special needs kids |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass me the Bio' template |
