They day we got kicked off the farm.
390 views • 6/7/2012
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
00:00 - 00:03 | Look at this map of the farm |
00:04 - 00:05 | The corn maze will start here. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We can start here then lead them this way. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The chainsaw guy will hide here. |
00:12 - 00:15 | That should make them pee their pants. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That is off the chain dawg. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I will make the soundtrack and set the lights. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Harold... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We got a letter from their lawyer. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They gave us 30 days to get off the farm. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I need 13 of you to go get me a bunch of chicken,watermelon and Diet sunkist. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | After everything we did for them?!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | This is how they repay us? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They were nothing before we joined them. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Do they think we will just quit. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Just walk away from everything we built? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, tearing down the factory will be a lot of work. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I will just buy my own land and start our own haunted house. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we won't have enough time. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then I will make the damn time! |
01:53 - 01:54 | This will work! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It has to work! |
01:57 - 02:00 | This time we will do it the right way! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Everything will be crushed concreted |
02:04 - 02:08 | There will be no mud and no damn mulch! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Our haunted woods will be ten times better than their corn maze! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I will add REAL snakes! |
02:17 - 02:21 | The farm will look like Michael Jackson's never land ranch compared to us! |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is going to be on a whole other level. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am not going to let the charity down. |
02:34 - 02:36 | we will recover from this. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Seven years.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We started this with only 15 dollars and one roll of black plastic. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will not have everything we worked so hard for destroyed. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Let's hire a moving truck. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I heard they painted one of our containers pink. |
03:00 - 03:02 | We are going to just leave it PINK!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay nea, we can paint it black. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe they did this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | This is a bunch of bullshit. |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Oh well" |
03:31 - 03:33 | There might be poison ivy. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Brett and I will take care of the details inform the volunteers we are moving |
03:46 - 03:49 | I know they will all join us. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now go get my chicken |
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