| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know, Dylan has now been single for over two years. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | His last relationship ended in July 2015 with a mutual breakup. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has not been able to date someone since, despite asking a girl out earlier in the year. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is likely that he will remain single for much longer. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Hopefully he will not spend another Holiday season without a date, poor guy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dylan... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dylan has not been able to find a date. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will spend another holiday season alone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't tried to help Dylan find a girlfriend, please get your heartless corpse out of here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is total bullcrap! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dylan being single is total bullcrap! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dylan is kind and smart. What sort of woman wouldn't be attracted to him? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Women only desire idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dylan treats everyone with kindness, even heathens. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's people like him that will get high-paying, skilled jobs. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Doubled with his kindness and charm, he'd be a perfect boyfriend! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, he's not very strong and he has his faults... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's not weak either! And he has fewer faults than many! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, perhaps women are intimidated by his smarts. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If those women are that weak-minded, perhaps he should stay single. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT CRAPPY EXCUSES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dylan is a very smart guy. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | However, he's doesn't brandish it in people's faces. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those girls just want a dumb jock to make themselves feel better! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I bet it's just because he's short and skinny! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Women at that age don't care the slightest bit about character or intelligence! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They just want muscular eye-candy! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Someone who they can toy around with, then ditch later, like Stalin used to do! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dylan speaks very intelligently. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But he's not arrogant about it. That's just the way he is. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He can't help it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Come on. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dylan deserves to be happy much more than most guys in relationships! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He treats women with respect, he's attractive, kind, smart, and even funny. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I feel sorry for guys like him. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's a great product, but nobody wants him. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Society sucks for portraying folks like him negatively! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Gerda, he'll soon find love, I'm sure. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Another year of undeserved sadness. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Dylan will just have to ask someone out and get it over with. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why not? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's his only chance. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He has fears of rejection, but if he gets over them and asks a girl out, they might begin to see him as more than a nice guy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They might see him as a never-before-seen option. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God be with him. |
