| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mustafa Kamal just had a press conference. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everyone was there, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ARY, Geo, even Health TV came. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He announced that Altaf Hussain was unfit to be leader |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is a drunkard, a Raw agent and a murderer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He said Bhai was all of those things? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All of that... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Not just, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mustafa... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mustafa Kamal announced his own political party, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | whose flag is the Pakistani national flag. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who secretly voted for PTI, Jibran Nasir and Waqar Zaka - leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did Mustafa Kamaal betray Bhai? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bhai taught Eva and I how to conceive a child. |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | *Awkard Silence* |
| 01:28 - 01:34 | And how convenient is it to use the Pakistani flag? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am still a proud Saathi |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Agar na Magar Altaf Nagar |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have to dissociate from Bhai immediately. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Over my dead body. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You will be stopped by the rangers. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am not scared, I will call the Raabta committee. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Farooq Sattar |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He is my best friend. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Will Mustafa Kamal be my new best friend? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Will he give me a jaibroken iphone? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was about to get my Namaloof Afraad badge, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and was going to become a sector in-charge. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is not going to happen now. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is worse than the time when Bhai sang to Punjab ki behnain. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Okay, not worse than that. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Still pretty bad. How will I collect Khaals on Baqra Eid? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was going to London. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | PTI Trolls |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can see the faces of PTI trolls. Laughing at me. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sarcasamistan is having a field day. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am deactivating facebook. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And how convenient is it to use the Pakistan National Flag? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Next thing he will say that his party was founded by Quaid-e-Azam. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we are moving to Lahore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is Mustafa Kamal's phone number? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It either him or Imran Khan now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not PPPP. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me a ufone supercard. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wasn't serious earlier about the rangers. I really respect them. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thank you Raheel Sharif. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Mustafa Kamal. |
