Navy Dick In The Sky
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Navy Dick In The Sky. Hitler recounts the glory years of the F-14 Tomcat and Naval Aviation
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Naval aircraft took off from here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then climbed to 25,000 ft |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And proceeded north |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And painted a dick and balls |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the mid day sky right here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It must have been Navy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who else has balls like that? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well not the Air Force for sure |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But we think they |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | might have been |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | F-18 Hornets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Hornet drivers. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with Naval Aviation now!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The F-14 Tomcat use to light up the sky |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With dick and balls and roman freaking candles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Laughing all the way back to Fighter Town |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And all the girls would have |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | bought them drinks at the O Club. But now!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You are apologizing???? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is freaking S.O.P. damn it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Air Force ratted us out |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The should have lied and said it was a 10 Gallon Cowboy Hat. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it's clearly a dick and balls |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How do they expect us to win a war with this kind of |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | dick-less mentality!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was at Tailhook '91 and the A-6 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and A-7 guys were right there with us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Full bonner |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And gave zero freaks because |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone had a pair! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now the Tomcat is gone |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and those damn Hornets are slow |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | with no legs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 20 minutes on CAP and they're |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | sniffing around for more gas |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Goose, thank God for Goose |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | because Maverick was kind of a jerk |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Always smiling |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or was that Iceman? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oh who cares? That tower flyby was great. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want to go to Ladies night at the O'Club tonight! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know. We aren't invited anymore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wings swept back full afterburner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | coming into a shit hot break at Cubi Pt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could already taste |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the cold San Miguel beer on my lips |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and free to throw out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | dick and balls whenever we wanted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That was Naval Aviation. |