| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to SM Top 100 News - The Best SM Gameworld |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We are only 24 hours away from the start of Season Two |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Here are the FrankBet Division One odds |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Real Madrid, Neymar and Roy Keane are 1/10 favourites |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | then Man Utd and the fat Joe Jordan |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | The great socialist pioneer DP and Juventus are 5th favourites |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Mckenzie boys are 4/1 and 6/1 and will not worry anyone |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | The Doctor of Madrid is a fair bet at 14/1 and would be shorter if he were able to time travel |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Hall and Scallotti are in for a season of hard labour but they will live |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | The great Beddows is 50/1 with Milan and our supreme leader loves Balotelli |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | The old Fox might escape his hole and is 66/1 |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | But Malcolm, Noisy and GIovanni are all set to go down And have their heads chopped by Keane in Pyongyang |
