| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Murray family is having a Thanksgiving feast. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The food will be quite yummy from what i've heard |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They will meet here at Don & Ellen's house |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Attending will be Jeff, the Murrays, the Watsons, the Burdens, the Russells... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Jacob & Candace if they show up on time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They're quite unreliable about being on time as I recall. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They don't bring paper plates when asked. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You didn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't get an invite to the Murray's |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're not clear if they forgot to add you to that dumb list or just don't want you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Generals Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Puto. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe this shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can see not inviting co-workers, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ex wives and girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But me of all people. I know I fit in. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can be fun! I may not drink beer like Jessica |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | or Jack Daniels like Dustin. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least i don't turn into a drunken fool like Don!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or yell at kids like him or Garry! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer I can pick up some McDonalds |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I wanted that crap I'd ask for it! I want turkey and ham dammit!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer you'll probably get sick on Julie's green beans anyway... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll scrape off the onion topping you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If Ellen wasn't so damn preoccupied with all her damn |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | animals she would've got me an invite!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Dustin Watson is a worse prison guard than my S.S. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't go to Butch's house because of her hoarding and no place to sit. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jessica's kids run around like heathens with no supervision |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cassidy yaps about her boring boy troubles |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Jeff with his women issues are the worst of all!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't get me started on Garry's chain smoking. He smokes more than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All that being said, they have kickass food |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sure I'll throw up from it later I know.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And the indigestion will be incredible... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least the cats hide and don't jump on the table |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But they let Desi come and not me I don't understand it!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They let that commie hipster Dustin and his wierd wife Allison come... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have half a mind to show up anyway |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll bring a cajun turkey and not a fried Dustin Burden turkey |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd be forced to look at Cassidy's boy hair cut... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay it's way shorter than yours. You look like a girl. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Aw forget it. Their parties are over rated |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | An invite would've been nice though... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jessica and Dustin will yell at each other |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don will argue with everyone..... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But the Murray thanksgiving is the best in Texas |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone else's sucks by comparison |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Family disfunction is a good thing... |
