00:00 - 00:03 | Today Professor MJ addressed the BME seniors, |
00:04 - 00:07 | to obtain their input on proposed curriculum changes. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The faculty are planning a lot of changes and reforms, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and wanted to hear students' thoughts on their ideas. |
00:17 - 00:21 | Good, BME is hard and the curriculum isn't straightforward. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...the changes... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The BME Core will be significantly increased, |
00:34 - 00:36 | with several labs and new courses. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone here enjoyed biomechanics, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE LIVING %#%&?!?!?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | BME WASN'T HARD ENOUGH??? |
01:18 - 01:23 | THEY THINK ADDING A BUNCH OF COURSES WILL HELP?? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Of course they do, they know nothing. |
01:29 - 01:31 | NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HELPS UNDERGRADS |
01:31 - 01:34 | Orgo, Bio, Physics, and now more, |
01:34 - 01:37 | MORE OF THESE ABOMINABLE LABS |
01:37 - 01:40 | THAT DON'T TEACH US REAL RESEARCH OR INDUSTRY SKILLS?!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the labs will seamlessly complement BME classes |
01:42 - 01:46 | ABSOLUTE BULLCRAP! NO ONE WILL PULL THAT OFF!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we owe the Faculty a chance. |
01:48 - 01:52 | So they can fix the attrition rate by making BME twice as hard? |
01:53 - 01:54 | BULLCRAP!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Labs provide only minimal exposure |
01:57 - 02:00 | to useful technologies, procedures, and concepts, |
02:00 - 02:03 | nowhere near in-depth enough to be truly useful! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We spend 15 hours a week in lectures hearing about what we need to learn, |
02:08 - 02:13 | then waste another 15 with pointless labs instead of genuine learning and skill development, |
02:14 - 02:16 | keeping us constantly stressed and unhappy! |
02:17 - 02:21 | More BME reqs is a stupid idea straight out of the mind of Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Of course, BME is worth it, |
02:30 - 02:34 | no one understands as many fields as we can, |
02:34 - 02:36 | even though it's hard as balls. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But honestly... |
02:43 - 02:47 | THE AMOUNT OF TIME I'VE WASTED ON BUSYWORK IS UNBEARABLE |
02:48 - 02:53 | and it's made it so hard to gain genuine skills! |
02:54 - 02:56 | MATLAB isn't actual programming, |
02:56 - 02:59 | I have no idea what consulting is, |
03:00 - 03:02 | So I need a Master's to get a good job?!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it's still better than Engineering Science. |
03:14 - 03:16 | WE'LL find jobs, somehow. |
03:19 - 03:23 | We must tell the Class of 2022 to finish Calc III before Vandy, |
03:25 - 03:26 | or else... |
03:31 - 03:33 | they...won't survive. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure we still get 90% of our premeds into med school, |
03:46 - 03:49 | and those who want grad school get in too. |
03:53 - 03:56 | ....back to instrumentation HW. |