| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Unheard Edition of Escape From Tarkov |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has been released |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the new patch deployed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The new edition has new scav karma stealth mode |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the long requested co-op feature |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's give them a knife, too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Buy something cheap from the asset store |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nikita |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unheard Edition |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The players hate Unheard Edition |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are uninstalling in droves |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is just a cheat developer leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave those fuckers pockets |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is $250 so much to ask for pockets? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they see through my blatant moneygrab |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's more of a feature than a DLC |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We already have EOD players' money |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We'll just go back and edit the description |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We will issue a series of transparent non-apologies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and rely on the streamers to sell it for us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nikita, the streamers are saying that it's Pay-To-Win |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | People will see LVNDMARK playing the new edition |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Nikita, LVNDMARK is already playing Rainbow 6 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I give a fuck what fucking LVNDMARK thinks? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's premium for a reason |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why shouldn't we charge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | extra to call your friends for backup mid-raid |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That's not pay-to-win that's hardcore |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What's more hardcore than fucking over standard edition even more? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | In fact let's add a ridiculous quest so EOD can get the pockets they want so fucking bad |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And high priority matchmaking |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And extra charisma skill that doesn't even work because fuck EOD players too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will see who the True Believers are |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will fuck over new edition players as well, we have their money |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll have an immediate 50% discount |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Edge of Darkness... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did EOD players think they were going to get the whole game for $150? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have given them almost an entire decade of free Beta testing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can't have them going over to SPT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even though PVE Zone is just way way worse SPT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll just give EOD players 6 months of access |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry, Gray Zone Warfare releases soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We still have the hideout cat... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll love that just as much as they loved... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Arena... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Wipe is coming |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our newest unoptimized Streets expansion and Arena integration will change everything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not to mention our 90th new AK variant |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Any Thursday now... |
