| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a lovely tea room here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The view of the early morning sun |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From the Cerne Giat, here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Is quite breathtaking. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The locals are friendly and amenities, nice. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will leave early Sunday morning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To avoid the traffic. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's an issue... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Iron Man is on Sunday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The roads are closed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have ever ridden a bicycle, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IRON FUCKING MEN!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SO CALLED IRON FUCKING MEN!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I BET THEY WEAR LYCRA AND FUCKING WETSUITS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Leg shaving ponces. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wouldn't have a good fuck in 'em. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want Weymouth full of SS Officers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To give their unsatisfied wives something to remember. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want U-Boats patrolling the bay! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, the Uboats are undergoing repairs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then get snipers on the fucking rocks! Mines on the beach! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, don't you think we're going a little too far? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You'll be going a bit far with my Jackboot up you're arse in a minute! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all they deserve! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These are our roads, not theirs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Although the toddlers believe otherwise! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't you see them during the week?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They haven't got a set of balls between them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and if they did I would personally rip them out with my bare hands, so I would! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then feed them to my poodles, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The protein shake drinking wankers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't want them reaching the Piddle Valley. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cheese wire, tanks, Messerschmitt's, fucking anything. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They must be stopped |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Toss pots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I didn't come to this beautiful county |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To be dictated to by dickless wankers who shave their legs. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And as for the Marshalls.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Anyone wearing a high-vis is to be taken out immediately. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are just Iron Men groupies! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Haven't you volunteered Sunday? Best call in sick eh? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to take Eva |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To the Cerne Giant and make love in the morning sun. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | S'pose that's off..... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Been looking forward to it for ages. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If any of them get to Piddletrenthide I want road signs moved |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we will heard them all into camps |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Gassing'a too good for 'em. |
