| 00:00 - 00:03 | It has now been three months since the FFA has |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | split off a Politics subforum. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The links are marked here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As the days, boring threads are filtering off the front page. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will soon signal it is safe to return from the Test Forum. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, we will continue |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | dominating the likes market. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I, well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Otis engagement has been on a steady decline... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You haven't won the day since March 7, 2016. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your Member ID is greater than three digits, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | OTIS ENGAGEMENT IS DOWN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I suppose not only are my likes down, but Otis thread pages and Otis quotes too? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who are they not to respond to my shtick? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have the fish lost their scales... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and stopped mouth-breathing while in the FFA? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The fish were there when I won those sucker election bets! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There's a monstrous thread about pigeons for fuck's sake! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer it's football season. They're in the Shark Pool. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU IDIOTS, THEY'RE ALL FISH! ALL OF THEM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well, most exclusively post in the Politics Subforum now. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't believe this! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're all a disgrace! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't they recognize greatness? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We've told them time and time again about the future, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | about all the shtick now in development! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They should be hovering the Otis profile with bated breath! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have come to save the FFA from the doldrums of everyday life, and this is our thanks?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And yet the downward spiral continues, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not even the werewolf dorks play their dumb game! I liked "Votis" shtick! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I going to do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Otis profile is my life's work, and at one time - |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had conquered the FFA! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FISH! [spits] |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have been ignored for too long! I gave to them the prime of my life! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Prime Otis shtick should have floated me cred for years! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will make them respond to me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will be forced to bend to my will! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A NEW ERA OF OTIS APPROACHES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't fret, he'll quit that too in a month. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is it even worth it to try? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd have to be Tim-levels of prolific for a comeback. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Times have changed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have to... accept that I'm "average". |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentleman, if you believe I am going to put down these animal crackers, or leave the FFA... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would sooner like a post made by Trump himself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder how many calories crying burns. |
