| 00:00 - 00:03 | Training has gone well in Killarney, boss |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've identified a few of their key men |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Especially around the half back line |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We know Harte and Donnelly must be stopped |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Sean Cavanagh can still be slippery |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we don't have to worry about that McCann bollocks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | After the CCCC's great work |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm, boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | McCann |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | McCann was let off completely |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He'll be lining out in Croker on Sunday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could anyone with a Hugo Duncan LP please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The f**kin CCCC |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And the effin Sunday Game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | O'Rourke said he'd carried out my orders to a tee |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And thon useless Jackeen Whelan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With that big monster head on him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tiernan Buckin McCann |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and his greasy oiled bonce |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He should be tried for crimes against style |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, all the lads have that cut up north |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What's wrong with a ginger mop like the Gooch? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Cooper got picked on in school |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We should be hammering these Red Arses |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cavanagh won't stay on his feet at all now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's like 2003 all over again |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll probably thrown on that devil McMenamin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Gormley slaggin off their sisters |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And they'll be pulling and dragging in the band parade |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'll calf again I can see it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 4 defeats in Croke will kill me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We'll pay Deegan what we gave Des Cahill and the lads |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we have the option of Donaghy in the edge of the square |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We'll have another lad alongside him to double the effect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I call it the twin towers tactic |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They'll not see it coming |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even the McMahons won't know what to do |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sure Tyrone concede goals by the bucketful |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't know how to track back like Donegal |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They play a man on man system don't they? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Twin Towers will blitz them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Joe McMahon is injured |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Once we despatch Tyrone it's all downhill |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll probably have Fermanagh or Wicklow in the final |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or maybe Cavan even |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm glad the Dubs were bate |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Cooper he's to score 2-7 in the first half |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'll cut his ginger bollocks off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be in Quinn's at 12 |
