00:00 - 00:03 | They are back |
00:04 - 00:05 | Have you seen the new 40k rules |
00:05 - 00:07 | Games Workshop is back |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are coming to finish us off |
00:12 - 00:15 | What are we to do? |
00:17 - 00:19 | Everyone loves Mk3. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We are fine |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Wilson |
00:27 - 00:28 | Our market share has already dropped |
00:31 - 00:33 | People hate Warmachine now |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are all going back to 40k... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not responsible for Mk3, leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What they FUCK did you do?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You ruined this company |
01:18 - 01:23 | We were at the top of the market a few years ago |
01:25 - 01:28 | How did you fuck this up?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Why did I listen to you and your shitty ideas |
01:31 - 01:34 | Why is spamming so good? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Why are our Theme lists always broken? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Can we not balance our own game!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | You told us to sell more models |
01:42 - 01:46 | Games Workshop is going to dominate us! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We have steampunk though! |
01:48 - 01:52 | They have Space Marines! |
01:53 - 01:54 | And Orks! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And the best IP of any gaming company |
01:57 - 02:00 | Their video games are actually successful! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Tactics is the biggest flop anyone has ever seen |
02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck are we going to do... |
02:08 - 02:13 | We are so screwed. We stand no chance against the New Games Workshop |
02:14 - 02:16 | They have turned things around too well |
02:17 - 02:21 | I miss their old CEO. He made us all our money |
02:27 - 02:29 | Their new CEO is so damn clever |
02:30 - 02:34 | Makes all the right decisions and appeals to gamers |
02:34 - 02:36 | Where did we go wrong.... |
02:41 - 02:42 | I guess there is only one thing to do |
02:43 - 02:47 | We shall all start 40k armies |
02:48 - 02:53 | It looks so damn amazing |
02:54 - 02:56 | I call dibs on Orks |
02:56 - 02:59 | No one can play Ultramarines |
03:00 - 03:02 | I hate those blue smurfs poster boys |
03:04 - 03:07 | Space Wolves are cool though |
03:14 - 03:16 | Anyone want Eldar? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we can do a paint and play league |
03:25 - 03:26 | to get our new armies ready |
03:31 - 03:33 | Oh well |
03:40 - 03:46 | We had a good run boys |
03:46 - 03:49 | We will all fondly remember Mark 2... |
03:53 - 03:56 | But now for 40k |