| 00:00 - 00:03 | The best girl contest grows ever more fierce |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Yuigahama train |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | continues to steamroll |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kaori Miyazono upset Satsuki |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Matoi Ryuuko defeated Akame |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's well and good, but tell me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | about Homura's victory over Taiga |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Homura... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Palmtop Tiger defeated Homura |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She won by about 500 votes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who voted for Taiga, get out. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Homura's victory was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are you to dare tell me she lost! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is absolutely ridiculous! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How could Homura lose? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Madoka losing to Isuzu was bad enough! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | r/anime is filled with lolicons, degenerates, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and scum who deserve nothing less than a shower! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, this wasn't as bad as losing to Asuna last year- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP, YOU FISH LOVING FUCK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, you know that Toradora was a great anime! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It wasn't because of Taiga, that worthless brat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is disgusting! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And while that useless Tiger moves on, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the actual best Toradora girl |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | gets knocked out by some boob-stringed brat! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For a full year, I have waited for Homura to get her revenge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now she gets knocked out even earlier than last year! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If I had known this was going to happen, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have just troll-voted for the NGNL girls like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew Homura wasn't going to win it all, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I truly believed that this time |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | she could make the top 8. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | r/anime has the worst taste I have ever seen! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's just one long string of tsunderes and lolis after the other! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But some day this will end. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Actual good characters will have the last laugh! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will all drown in their own blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he'll calm down when Rikka's knocked out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's just going to get worse from here. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mahou Shoujo Madoka will just sink into the winds of time. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just like Nanoha. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The days of Madoka are over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think that I will just sit here and abandon the Goddess, you are mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will fight for them to the end. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Vote as you wish. |
