| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have covered all the topics relevant for the exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From the Renaissance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all the way to the Berlin Airlift |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After that we learned how to write the essays |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and estimate that we will do very well on the exam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Of course, we studied very hard |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will get at least a 4 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says you got atleast half the multiple choice wrong |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You probably won't get anything above a two |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who got above a 3 in the exam, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE DBQ WAS ON THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO THE **** KNOWS ABOUT THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOONE CARES ABOUT THE AUSTRO HUNGARIAN EMPIRE. AND RUSSIA WAS AN EMPIRE??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who knew that there would be no European History |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | in the *****ing EUROPEAN HISTORY EXAM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not even the SS could have known about these questions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WORKED ON MAKING THESE STUPID IDIOTIC EXAMS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ALL THAT COLLEGEBOARD DOES IS TORTURE CHILDREN AND APPEAR IN THEIR NIGHTMARES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you cannot discuss the content of the exam |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THE OFFICE OF TESTING INTEGRITY |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, your scores may be.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT CARE IF MY SCORES ARE CANCELED AT THIS POINT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Two times two is six and thats funny |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Khruschnev's policy was a complete failure |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And CHICAGO IS A FRIGGIN CITY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THERE WAS NOTHING ABOUT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE RENAISSANCE, COLONIZATION, RELIGIOUS WARS, OR EVEN HUMANISM |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SPENT ALL NIGHT STUDYING GERMAN UNIFICATION |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hoping there would be something about me or STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Atleast I had fun in that class |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mr. Kuhle was an amazing teacher and all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even though he could have given me better quiz grades |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My dreams are CRUSHED |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY TWO TIMES TWO IS SIX |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND SEND ME OFF TO SIBERIA FOR TWENTY YEARS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Atleast I didn't have to do micky mouse |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT WHAT THE **** WAS THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HAD A CHANCE AND COLLEGEBOARD BLEW IT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Sue Ah. We both got 5's remember? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we will go flip burgers now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is no more hope left for the future |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hopefully the Calculus exam went better |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I studied so hard for that test. I gave it everything I had. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Absolutely all my mental power |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Time to buy cyanide |
