00:00 - 00:03 | Donald Trump has increased doubled his lead |
00:04 - 00:05 | in just the past couple weeks |
00:05 - 00:07 | he's holding speeches here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | tomorrow he plans to hold a huge Rally |
00:12 - 00:15 | just a couple miles away from your front yard |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'll just delete the political queue |
00:19 - 00:21 | he'll get over it eventually |
00:24 - 00:26 | Drew Curtis |
00:27 - 00:28 | Admin |
00:31 - 00:33 | Trump is now the favored candidate |
00:34 - 00:36 | to the win the GOP nomination |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you aren't a totalfarker leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking bald fuck! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I shadowbanned that motherfucker months ago |
01:25 - 01:28 | and mike, your dumb ass unbanned him! |
01:29 - 01:31 | You're supposed to fix servers! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Not fuck with user accounts! |
01:34 - 01:37 | That's what I hired mods for! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And now he probably has 20 alt accounts |
01:40 - 01:42 | Drew, my user number is a single digit! I can do anything. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that what you fucking think you drunk fool? |
01:46 - 01:48 | I've saved your ass so many times by fixing the database |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah, and that shit kept going down every fucking time! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Squirrel balls?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I've put serious money into this campaign |
01:57 - 02:00 | I've been on NPR over 50 times in my life |
02:00 - 02:03 | and now this tupee wearing Greek redneck is ahead? |
02:04 - 02:08 | This asshole made a fucking casino go bankrupt! |
02:08 - 02:13 | and now he's all over my Fark, my twitter and my Facebook |
02:14 - 02:16 | No, I will not get over this! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I want you to find every one of his accounts and delete his ass worse than Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | I pour my heart and soul into this website |
02:30 - 02:34 | I take my users to Vegas, Chicago the French Quarters |
02:34 - 02:36 | I buy them beer, hookers, blow |
02:41 - 02:42 | Let me tell you |
02:43 - 02:47 | I can't have Trump walking all over my campaign any longer |
02:48 - 02:53 | I don't see him taking anyone anywhere or building a better website |
02:54 - 02:56 | Not that he knows HTML5 |
02:56 - 02:59 | He probably doesn't even know how to type |
03:00 - 03:02 | But you assholes, you just let him do anything |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Tony will fix this |
03:14 - 03:16 | We need more subscribers |
03:19 - 03:23 | The ad revenues have been dropping since Reddit |
03:25 - 03:26 | The redesign ... |
03:31 - 03:33 | I had faith in you Mike |
03:40 - 03:46 | We'll jack up the prices for totalfark and charge the users $9.99 a month |
03:46 - 03:49 | I want one million new users |
03:53 - 03:56 | they'll vote for me |