| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have located the best areas of the forum to earn points |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | custom lists and sub clubs are the most beneficial |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with the occasional trophy guide and roadmap thrown in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In the meantime we'll have people earning trophies and platinums |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to keep the numbers up among the less active members |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, and we can use the Top 5 Max Clubs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to keep our lead for next month |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Kridler... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we're... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're currently in last place |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they're discontinuing the Top 5 Max Clubs at the end of July |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who would prefer to be in House Triangle with Moosh, Bread and Ash, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Vo1cl has been carrying us so well |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | even if he is the worst Canadian player in this competition |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now he's just left the room! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Noid would have been a better addition |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This wouldn't have happened if kb420mcl hadn't have pranced in |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and sign up for all those max clubs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they're all bloody obscure visual novels |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Kridler the rules clearly state that this is allowed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't bloody talk to me about the rules! I know the rules! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Kridler we could also try this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut your pickle hole! There's no point! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was so close |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I almost had a Top 5 Max Club spot in Kaledo Eve |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but the final place was snatched away from me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | by a goddamn Triangle as well |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didn't even have time to sync my trophies! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Damn my slow CamelNet connection! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's just so bloody slow |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No games rental service to speak of and now this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | all we have is that stupid newspaper |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't even contribute a guide anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | yet there's so many on the pile from the other teams |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even the cheating, identity-crisis |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cross-folk weirdos are ahead of us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now we've ended up the bloody Hufflepuffs of the competition |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | maybe Bink is a Hufflepuff but not me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am obviously a proud Slytherin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | just look at my pure completion percentage |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Bink, there's always the ad-hoc events |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All those games I borrowed from Hakoom |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and the trophies are worth hardly any points |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even the platinums |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our award was going to be so beautiful |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it would have been Stannis Baratheon holding a nice cup of tea |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or maybe even Jennifer Lawrence |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe it's better that Triangle win. |
