| 00:00 - 00:03 | Raz has won the championship |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is proposing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a league changing rule |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He wants control over draft format |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And potentially league settings |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am prepared for |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Snake or auction |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir he has mentioned |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A retroactive dynasty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is also reported |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will let Wilson out of the queso |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has never received the queso leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What group of |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Inbreds let him win |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He’s given up every fucking year |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We could’ve let him blow up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He would’ve handed it over |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To the commish who would’ve found |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A way to fuck it up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Look what we’re left with now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe Elmo gets to set the price |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Maybe you get to suck my dick |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can revolt at the rules dinner |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We’ve never accomplished |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A single thing at the rules dinner |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Swassburgler was right |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Y’all are all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A bunch of tea party |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Teabaggin douchebags |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Dipping nuggets in your bellybuttons |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No one cares about the money pot |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The queso pot was holding this whole thing together |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now Walz is on the ticket |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he wants to take away |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hate speech |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As goes balls deep |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | So goes America |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We’re going to have to |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Pull out all the stops |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Dylan bring back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The liquid diet |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry we’ll give him a sandwich if he passes out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Commish are you prepared to do blackface? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It may be the only way to save us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Please |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least we have Burt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Burt is constant |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Burt can save the draft |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He has to |
