| 00:00 - 00:03 | The United Airlines flight is |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | overbooked, but we need our |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | troops on it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are needed over there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in time for another flight |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need to remove |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | people by force |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We will need the help of United Airlines |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | customer service |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, that's the answer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they are professionals. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Yugo, Crisps & the other goon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This would never happen with |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | British Airways, nor the bearded |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Virgin bastard , these yanks do my head in. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hope their share price drops |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | like a bloody lead balloon |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bloody fuckwits. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I blame that ginger twat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that idiot Trump |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, he's on our side |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like fuck he is, he's a fucking clown |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's going after the Russians |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Like fuck he is, he warns them before attacking |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he's a fuckwit. He can't even |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | control a fucking airline from over |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | fucking booking let alone wipe out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | a runway with £60 million worth of fireworks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Stalin could do better. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's a fucking moron just |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | like the fucking idiot running |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | United Airlines, worst than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get United Airlines Customer Services |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | on the phone & let's get some bloody action. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Let's hope we aren't put on hold |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I could explode if I am put on hold |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I fucking hate being put on hold |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | if that happens, I'll go mad |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, go on, ring them, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we need their help now, it's the only |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | way we'll get our troops on that plane in time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK United Airlines will sort it |
| 03:14 - 00:00 | .... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If they have to beat the hell out of a doctor, and drag him off. I don't care |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just get the professionals |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | on to this, no more fucking around |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want action now, United Airlines |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | action now, do you hear me? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking jump to it, now! |
