Hitler learns about the TIE Defender nerf

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00:00 - 00:03We will send our Defenders between these asteroids.
00:04 - 00:05We will do do a forward 3,
00:05 - 00:07 then barell so roll we can avoid flying over the rock.
00:08 - 00:12That way we still get the evade to survive the TLT fire.
00:12 - 00:15There is a 40% chance we will destroy the K-Wing this turn.
00:17 - 00:19Let's just fly over the rock.
00:19 - 00:21We will be at range one and we still get the evade.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28There is...
00:31 - 00:33There is a new FAQ for the game.
00:34 - 00:36x7 does not get the evade after rocks or bump.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody out, except for those with promos, repaints, acrylic tokens and maneuvers.
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean no evade?!
01:15 - 01:17I spent a hundred dollars on Defender repaints!
01:18 - 01:23I have three, amazingly painted, miniatures!
01:25 - 01:28Half of the people outside are still playing palpaces.
01:29 - 01:31And you're telling me I don't get the evade?!
01:31 - 01:34I even ordered special target locks with TIE Defenders on them.
01:34 - 01:37What am I supposed to do with them now?!
01:37 - 01:40They're worthless like my special Deadeye promos!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, you still get the evade if you fly well!
01:42 - 01:46I don't want to fly well! I want to do Koiograns!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, Manaroo is now range 1!
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a damn about that toilet seat!
01:53 - 01:54They already nerfed them!
01:56 - 01:57They already nerfed them with the Deadeye,
01:57 - 02:00I never played against that "Parattanni" anyway!
02:00 - 02:03It's already all K-Wings in my local meta!
02:04 - 02:08Maybe you're going to tell me they nerfed Palpatine too?!
02:08 - 02:13The defenders didn't even play for a full year!
02:14 - 02:16It is my favourite ship in the canon!
02:17 - 02:21And they nerf it after just 9 months!
02:27 - 02:29At least I can use Palpatine to get the evade when I need it.
02:30 - 02:34I liked playing 3x7. Lambda is so boring to play.
02:34 - 02:36It doesn't even have white turns!
02:41 - 02:42Palpaces...
02:43 - 02:47Do I have to go back to playing Palpaces again?!
02:48 - 02:53I am so sick of having to turn around over two turns
02:54 - 02:56The white Koio was a blessing!
02:56 - 02:59You could stay in action for the whole game
03:00 - 03:02The defenders could blow up a ship each turn!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, the Palpatine nerf wasn't that bad.
03:14 - 03:16I thought I could finally win a tournament.
03:19 - 03:23A little bit of luck and the defenders were indestructible.
03:25 - 03:26And now?
03:31 - 03:33Back to negative win ratio.
03:40 - 03:46I told everybody they wouldn't nerf the defenders,
03:46 - 03:49they don't win many tournaments anyway.
03:53 - 03:56I'll try Destiny now.