Steve Braunias presents 'Hitler and his P'
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Archival footage of Hitler in search of P and other narcotics.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, there is a crisis as per our stockpiles of P |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are running somewhat low |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We used to score here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the Russians got to it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck the Russians |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll think it's salt, they won't smoke it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Reports... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The cunts have smoked it, Fuhrer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our beloved P is all gone, bro |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Dealers, junkies and that weird guy standing behind me stay. The rest of you, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get me my P! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Get me my motherfucking P! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Jesus Christ! Why are you just standing there? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck you all! and fuck the Third fucking Reich! And fuck Germany! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Stupid fucking Germans! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuck the war, too! I just want my P! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FFS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Someone, somewhere must have some! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I used to know a Jew who smoked P. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well, find him! Pay him double what he wants! We all know they love money! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I suspect he's dead due to the Holocaust |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jesus! Don't mention the Holocaust! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The final solution is our little secret! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Besides, I was only following orders! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | From God! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I smoked P, God spoke to me, and I am nothing if not God's servant! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Eva! Eva was there! She'll tell you! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Actually, it was HER idea! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That bitch! I'll kill her! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | By any chance does anyone have a Samurai sword on them? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Anyway where was I? Oh yes. P. Please fetch me some P. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't ask for much. Say, 10 grams. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or cocaine. A little Charlie. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll settle for some cabbage tbh. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But not that hydroponic shit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That'll fuck you up! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm actually anti-drugs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Addicts are weak,shameful. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's a fallacy that dictators are drug fiends. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's just on a comedown. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're normal people. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With appalling views. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have good qualities, too. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And huge hands. People love my hands. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're beautiful. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But the press won't report any of that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's sad. Sad! |