| 00:00 - 00:03 | The troops have been waiting for direction. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They need to hear from you, because... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...the coronavirus has spread across California. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has infected Border Division and Golden Gate. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And look, it hit Valley Division and shut down these bars in Downtown Sac! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Please don't say "Coronavirus." |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want people to be scared. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...that's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That's what it's called, so we should say it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The troops really need to hear from you, sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't think I am providing inspirational leadership in this crisis, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The troops need to hear from me?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why?! It should be just be business as usual! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have disinfectant wipes and that special spray! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Hand-sanitizer abounds within clerical desks! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We all know they hoard it in their drawers! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has rubber gloves. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And there are dust masks available. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be off? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner, I was just visiting the Bistro! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You may not visit the Bistro or ride the HQ bicycles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, please let me come back to work. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What was I saying? I don't need to give direction to the field! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Coronavirus! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It changes absolutely nothing! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They better not wear blues, either! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I heard wool is a natural anti-viral agent! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Clerical doesn't need to work from home! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Dispatchers need to keep dispatching... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...while I do what I do what I do in headquarters. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't have time to give direction to the field. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am very busy with other things. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The troops don't need to hear from me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They can lift themselves up. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No changes need to be made. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I know my people contact the public thousands of times a day... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...and every contact is a chance to catch the virus... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...but let's just carry on. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nothing changes due to this virus! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want elderly, non-uniformed contacting the public, too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I think you'll be able to telecommute. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm almost 60... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could have retired a decade ago... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who farted? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It smells like the Bistro... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As I was saying before being interrupted by your putrid gas... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm almost 60... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...maybe I should think about retiring. |
