| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have three more marines for sick call |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two of them have low back pain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The other knee pain for a year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of them are brand new to the battalion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You already have eight patients for the morning |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And they want to be seen today |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Before a hike |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | HM1.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We triaged |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But the line guys are all boots |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They don't know how to see patients |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you went to San Antonio, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I hate these fucking boots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are not real corpsmen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have no clue what they are doing! Who taught them?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They sit in their rooms all day! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They can't even draw blood. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Go get their senior lines. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't deal with this shit anymore. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They haven't even done a deployment! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they have been to Oki already. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Okinawa is not a deployment! It is a vacation with whores and booze! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they were given ribbons. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ribbons?! They only have four! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And it was only six months! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what about sick call screeners? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They should know how to do this shit. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't even get me started on their PHA's. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They don't even do real vitals on them. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And respirations are sixteen on every one! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's not that hard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just change the number on everyone you do! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They think I don't notice.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are not smarter than me.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I AM A PROVIDER! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck, I forgot. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Division has cpo 365 tomorrow |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I really hate that shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They pretend to PT. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the training is just as worse. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I swear, im not fucking going. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it, your notes are good. |
| 03:14 - 03:23 | I will probably go. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hate it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck this shit. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do we atleast have coffee made? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Where is the first patient? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate this job |
