| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Furher, I have bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nashville lost power |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | N, S, E, W - Everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll be fine with our backup power |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But now comes the bitter cold |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What of the BNA population? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are they okay? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher, Ummm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They're fucked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Most have no alternate heat sources |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even those with gas are SOL |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those with NES stay, everyone else go |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this be!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How'd did you not see this coming!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those fuckin' Nashville Severe Weather guys predicted this for a week! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And they run on a shoestring budget! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're all goddam idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone with a brain remembers 1994! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ice brings down fuckin' trees! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you idiots misplace that playbook? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, we had 150 Line Workers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 150! MTEC had 450 & they're rural! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, costs must be controlled |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Costs!?! People are freezing in their homes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is what you get |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Making a CFO the CEO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | An electrical engineer should lead NES! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Plus hiring a woman with no electric history |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Clearly a diversity hire just like her predecessor |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NES is clearly an extension of the Metro DEI cabal |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That Mayor & his libs misplaced priorities |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they'd succumb to the predations of Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What a complete FUBAR |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They could have staged FL lineworkers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You NES idiots sat on your hands |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even after, you refused |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Thousands of outside contractors |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | because they were unionized |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and too expensive! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And why didn't Bill Lee call in the Guard |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to help clear roads & trees? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, freezing to death is very gentle. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Apparently your tree campaign is inadequate |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | if a fuckin' predicted ice storm can take out half the city! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Heads need to roll! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll wait to see who |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess in the meantime we can take comfort |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll have a lot of ice cream to eat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | from the homes of the frozen dead |
