00:00 - 00:03 | We have a crises on our hands |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Project Portfolio is corrupted |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we know, it was an inside job |
00:12 - 00:15 | but we are not sure who is behind it |
00:17 - 00:19 | Gather the IPD leadership team |
00:19 - 00:21 | I need to make up stories of why this is not my fault |
00:24 - 00:26 | Bill.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We...don't have leaders |
00:34 - 00:36 | The PPD is our leader |
00:53 - 00:58 | How an this be |
01:13 - 01:15 | We can't have people making up their own minds |
01:15 - 01:17 | The database must be King! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I will not tolerate your insolence |
01:25 - 01:28 | How can we live without the PPD |
01:29 - 01:31 | We will not have data in order to make indecisions |
01:31 - 01:34 | A world without data |
01:34 - 01:37 | Is a world without order! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I must protect the Database |
01:40 - 01:42 | Bill, people don't like the database |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse not to use it. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Sure, the world will continue |
01:53 - 01:54 | Leaders will pretend they care |
01:56 - 01:57 | but it will all end with my work being destroyed |
01:57 - 02:00 | How can this be? |
02:00 - 02:03 | The system is out to get me |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | WE can't let morons make decisions |
02:14 - 02:16 | They have to use the database |
02:17 - 02:21 | These idiots will think they are in charge |
02:27 - 02:29 | They are not, I am as long as the database lives |
02:30 - 02:34 | If the fools would only listen to me |
02:34 - 02:36 | This is hard, really hard |
02:41 - 02:42 | I am great , they really need me |
02:43 - 02:47 | How can they throw my database aside |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Renee, Bill will survive |
03:14 - 03:16 | Engineers will make decisions with no data |
03:19 - 03:23 | They will think they are doing a good job |
03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nobody will need me anymore |
03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a new database champion |
03:46 - 03:49 | If they can find someone |
03:53 - 03:56 | Anyway, I am finished |