Donnie Loses The Midterms
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Witness Donnie's election night meltdown in real time. Where was Elon?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein President, the election results are in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've lost the House. And... we've also lost the Senate. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Texas elected a Democrat. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So did Kansas. Sir, this isn't a blue wave. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's a fucking plumbing emergency. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's impossible. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I personally endorsed all the winners. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... they weren't winners. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | An idea, sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Maybe we can check their erections, sir?! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Without this I will never understand what happened |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Good idea, whoever wants to give me a blumpkin to live stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Even the counties we gerrymandered went blue. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The voters were concerned about grocery prices. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And apparently they remembered all the nazi shit we did. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Anyone who still believes tariffs are paid by China... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Anyone who thinks a Sharpie can change an election... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And anyone waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get the fuck out of here, I can't even imagine how terrible you are at blumpkins. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | GOLD SNEAKERS! BIBLES! MEME COINS! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I EVEN SOLD THEM A FUCKING WATCH! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SELL A WATCH TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN READ?! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND THEY STILL VOTED AGAINST ME?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GERRYMANDERING! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DISTRICTS SHAPED LIKE FUCKING SPAGHETTI! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ONE DISTRICT WAS JUST A WALMART PARKING LOT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE DREW A DISTRICT AROUND A SINGLE REPUBLICAN! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND THAT ASSHOLE VOTED DEMOCRAT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE SAID HE COULDN'T AFFORD EGGS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | did, the voters EVER ONCE say they wanted lower prices? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | LOWER PRICES?! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I GAVE THEM THE GREATEST PRICES! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE BIGGEST NUMBERS ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING WENT UP! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT MEANS THE ECONOMY IS WINNING! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm not crying, goddamn it you fucks!!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe we'll blame the voting machines. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we've already blamed the machines. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then what about the mail-in ballots? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he blamed those too, we know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What about windmills? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | WHERE THE FUCK IS ELON?! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HE PROMISED THE ALGORITHM WOULD SAVE US! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WE BOUGHT AN ENTIRE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WE HAD BOTS! WE HAD PODCASTS! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | WE HAD A MAN INTERVIEW A FUCKING MICROWAVE! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | AND WE STILL LOST TO PEOPLE WHO CAN READ?! |